Saturday, July 31, 2010

Halloween Costumes! Evil Squirrel?

Ok. This question is for all those creative and imaginative Peeps out there! I'm SERIOUS too, so serious answers only! My BFF and I have an inside joke about this Evil Squirrel


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So, we have decided to be Evil Squirrels for Halloween.





Question; What are your ideas on how we can achieve dressing up as Evil Squirrels for Halloween?Halloween Costumes! Evil Squirrel?
Fangs are a must for that. To get the angry bit down, I'd paint your faces if I were you, maybe stick some crinkled whiskers in depending on how fancy you want to get...You could probably find some werewolf gloves to suit the part, or just glue on some fake nails. Around Halloween they sell sharp ones, or just buy cheapies and file them to a point (Not too sharp!)





I honestly have no clue what you're going to do about the tail, but for clothes, turning a brown sweatshirt inside out will make you fuzzy. If it were me, I'd go all out and turn some brown sweats inside out too, and cut them up and sew them together again, maybe even with some darker colors in there to make it look more like a costume, instead of just inside out sweats :]





Good luck!Halloween Costumes! Evil Squirrel?
Did you ever decide what to do on the tail? My friend and I are having a 60-70's TV theme party and as the hostesses we're going to be Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's amazing how many moose accessories you can find but I'm really having trouble with the squirrel side. IDEAS?

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I went as a flying squirrel a two halloweens ago and made a tail pretty easily. I just went walmart and found a brown shag fabric, but you could probably find a similar fabric at any fabric store. I stuffed it with the ';fake snow'; stuff that you find in the craft or pillow section (again at walma

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...again at walmart but could find at any craft store. Stapled it together (could prob sew if wanted). attached it with large safety pins and fishing line (created a kinda holster type thing out of the fishing line that I tied to the safety pins so it would stay on a bit better). easy and cheap

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Get vampire fangs, clawed cloves to start out.

Omg! santa got eated by a man eating squirrel?!?

jk. what did you think of when i asked that?Omg! santa got eated by a man eating squirrel?!?
......dont pick on her shes my freind and she probially ment to put eated........for some crazy reason but idk why and she is the awesomest person youll (never) meet...(never)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Omg! santa got eated by a man eating squirrel?!?
Finally I have been training that squirrel for months.
ummm I thought you needed another drink
Honestly your sentence just started playing in my head to the tune of ';Grandma got ran over by a reindeer';....
Are you sure it was not a WOLFIE?
its eaten...


not eated..


and add an ';a'; before squirrel
I think that you need to quit asking such questions and start studying your grammar. ';Eated'; is not a word.





Forgive me if you are studying English as a second language. The proper word would be ';Eaten';.





Stay in school!
Rugrats...the eated part anyway.
Good that fat dude was getting on my nerves. If mommy's gonna be kisssing Santa I hope a better looking one wins the part this time!
that eated isn't a word. lol
That you need lessons on grammar.

Need help for Squirrel Hunting!?

what is the best ammo for Squirrel Hunting i have a 12g that shot 3'' shells its an auto loading! thanksNeed help for Squirrel Hunting!?
High Brass #6





You have fewer pellets than 7,or 8 and are able to reach out a little farther. With my eye sight if I can see them I can shoot them.Need help for Squirrel Hunting!?
6 ,# 7 1/2 shot or anything smaller (more pellets) Its doesn't take very much to kill a squirrel. I would assume that any shot coming out of a 12GA would kill a squirrel if it hit him. Wouldn't be able to tell you the best one for taking them if you plan on eating them maybe 7 1/2 or smaller.
All the answers border on fact. Go get you the cheapest 6 shot in 2 3/4 length (if you gun eats them well) you can find. Don't go any lighter than 6 or you'll be breaking your teeth on the smaller shot, which stays in the outer layers of meat. So avoid 7 1/2, 8 and 9 shot. If #4 or 5 is on sale they work fine also as long as you don't shoot them from 10 feet away. I do use #5 game loads, but shoot mine with a .410. Your 12 ga. will consistently harvest squirrels, so have fun and be safe.
6 or 7 shot should do just fine, you will want to make sure to not use a full choke or you won't be able to tell what it was before you shot it.
number 6 they reach out and get them when they way up their and you could shoot 2 3/4 inch shells instead of 3 inch so your shoulder dont kill you at the end of the hunt
try a no. 5 or 6
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  • May 30, 2006 squirrel with bubonic plague?

    did any one hear about this???May 30, 2006 squirrel with bubonic plague?
    A lot more common than you might think.





    ';Ground squirrels can harbor diseases harmful to humans, particularly when squirrel populations are dense. A major concern is bubonic plague transmitted to humans by fleas carried on the squirrels. Ground squirrels are susceptible to plague, which has wiped out entire colonies. If you find unusual numbers of squirrels or other rodents dead for no apparent reason, notify public health officials. Do not handle dead squirrels under these circumstances.';May 30, 2006 squirrel with bubonic plague?
    sure. he lives on the moon with Jessica Alba.
    I heard about it. It's not an uncommon thing, relatively speaking. Plague is still around after all these years. But it's not as virulent as it once was.


    Leprosy is still around, too. In fact, polio is probably less common than either of these.


    Go figure.

    Based on Bad Squirrel's question, why didn't Genesis 1:1 say something like?

    ';Stars are thermonuclear engines burning away out in space';?





    Nobody would've known what it meant for a long, long time...but eventually we would've understood and had proof.Based on Bad Squirrel's question, why didn't Genesis 1:1 say something like?
    Those words didn't exist in Hebrew.Based on Bad Squirrel's question, why didn't Genesis 1:1 say something like?
    I'm not really sure how to answer this


    WWTSD?
    Well sure, if you're only thinking in terms of time and three-dimensional space...
    You make no sense, and any implication against God is a full-blow insult against yourself. Considering that you are God, any mark against him is a mark against yourself, dumbass.
    Because ';The world had 4 corners'; is much more fun to interpret.





    ';That's a metaphor for a sphere...God flunked geometry.';

    Do you realize that there is as much evidence supporting the existence of a magic squirrel than god?

    You see, I have this magic squirrel at home.


    A magic blue squirrel that doesn't walk but floats and spits out diamonds on the hour, every hour, do you believe me?





    No, of course not, only a complete moron would.





    You would, as any reasonable person would, want to see some proof. And even my producing a diamond wouldn't be adequate proof would it? You'd want to see the Squirrel wouldn't you? And not only would you insist on seeing him, you'd want to inspect for wires and other such tricks that made him ';float';. You'd probably also want to check his hair to see if the blue color was just paint or a dye.


    All of these things would be necessarry in order to convince yourself that this isn't a hoax.


    So that's what we're asking of you, since the burden of proof rests upon the person stating the ';fact'; of existence.


    Now, we all know this squirrel does not, in fact exist, but not all of us know that god does not, in fact, exist.


    Why is that? Ignorance? Lack of education? Brainwashing?Do you realize that there is as much evidence supporting the existence of a magic squirrel than god?
    The Mormons have a golden salamander.Do you realize that there is as much evidence supporting the existence of a magic squirrel than god?
    hey, I'm morman, and while I think that statement is funny, I do hope you realize it's utterly false. (I don't think that low of you, but there are nutters out there who really think things like that! - crazy!)





    best wishes

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    looks like you are one of the unlucky ones. but there is still time for you to be saved. just don't take too much time, you could be gone in the mornin..........
    My theory has always been ever since I was little is ';I'll believe it when I see it';. So when I die I'll see if it's true.I'll take my chances in not believing!
    Unless there's a book about your magic blue squirrel, I ain't believin' squat.





    Get me a badly written, badly edited, mistranslated series of books of questionable origin about this magic blue squirrel and we'll talk.
    Actually, I could care less about your magic squirrel. Try harder next time you come up with an analogy, something that spits diamonds isn't quite up to par with something offering eternal life.





    best wishes
    When the World Trade Center fell apart, hte only 2 pieces of metal that remained made a cross that was later on framed.





    The house where the parapledgic was brought down the roof for Jesus to heal him was found.





    Everything that Jesus Christ predicted over 2006 years ago is coming true, including the blaspheming if His Name.
    If God showed himself to everyone to prove that he exists, how would you be able to prove to yourself that you would follow him unconditionally? We are veiled from eternal truths so that we can prove to ourselves that we are willing and anxious to follow God's plan for us by faith.





    And Mormons don't have a golden salamander. Never even heard of that.
    No see the brainwashing is in the minds of those who choose not to know God. He is a loving, caring, spirit which yearns to save you with the power of His Son and what actually happened over 2000 yrs ago. That is history, but besides the truth that Jesus Christ loves you and His Father God had in His will to Die for you, He will never turn away from you or leave you no matter what you believe, what you have done or what someone has done to you. It is the same concept that adam and adam did not make a baby and 1+1 does not equal 3, there is no magic squirrel. You didn't create yourself and God has a plan for you. There is a reason why your alive. We are all born into sin but have the power of our own and choice of our own to choose Jesus or push Him away. He will never turn away from us. God does not have robots nor does He desire robots He created each person with their own amount of hairs on their head and specific fingerprint that no one else has... if you are interested in God take a look at http://www.interviewwithgod.com/theorigi鈥?/a> just one true love that can satisfy the soul that is the Love of Jesus Christ and a relationship with Him is the first step to a new life to leave behind hell and escape pain and to come to a new self a new life and a Loving Father who will never beat or hurt you.
    So, are you planning on starting a new religion featuring a diamond spitting blue floating squirrel?


    Are you going to hand out diamonds to believers?


    Do you suppose anyone would be willing to lay down his or her life for the squirrel?


    Let me guess...you are a ';free thinker';...and, because I don't think the way you do, I must therefore be ';brainwashed';....
    'Evidence', huh. Why are you here? Can you prove you have a brain? Because, I can't see it. Will you prove you actually had the dream you had last night, because I can't see it.





    I can see the effects of a creator in everything, however. My fingernail is proof, the Sombrero Galaxy is proof, our concept of thinking is proof, as well as my conscience.





    Well, that's too bad about you though. You seem decent. (I'm not Mormor, by the way, nor Christian, nor Cath, or Buddist...etc)

    If not the Squirrel, then who?

    If not now, then when?If not the Squirrel, then who?
    Indeed. The time is now. The date is today. Now more than ever. Never more than now. Today is the first day of the week, unless it isn't Sunday. You can't count the roosters until the cows come home and bring you spices from afar.If not the Squirrel, then who?
    Puffins!
    if not the sun then the moon
    soon. Like dead crickets. Now, sweet silence dominates.
    Kitties NOW
    If not ham, then Spam.





    (Totally random, I know... It was all that popped into my head.)
    If not the Squirrel, then Penguin.


    If not now, then in 4 minutes and 52 seconds.
    ???
    oh great penguin prophet, you have spoken the words straight from the Book of Squirrel!!





    ((((((IWF)))))))))

    Questions about black squirrel (UK)?

    how did they get here


    are they bigger then red and grey


    are they dangeours


    do they care harmfull dieseas


    what should i do if i see oneQuestions about black squirrel (UK)?
    First of all, black squirrels are simply a colour form of the grey squirrel. They're not a different species. For some reason natural selection seems to be favouring black individuals, but they are still grey squirrels.





    Secondly, don't worry about rabies - we don't have the disease in the UK. Squirrels are not dangerous in themselves, but it's possible they could carry diseases such as leptospirosis, which other rodents such as rats and mice can carry. However, in order to be infected you have to get the animal's urine into your bloodstream via a cut or scratch, so I wouldn't be too worried about it.





    You don't need to do anything in particular if you see a black squirrel. Just admire it as an interesting wild animal, and let it go about its business.Questions about black squirrel (UK)?
    I've only heard about Black squirrels on TV, so I don't know much about them.





    From what I have heard, they're taking territory from the Grey squirrel, which was a pest originally, so expect them to be more common.





    I suspect that they'll just be the same as the Grey squirrels, only bigger, black and a bit more agressive to other squirrels.
    Squirrels are only dangerous if you're a nut. :-) Well, if they have rabies, they could be dangerous. If you see one, take pictures of it or just watch it or give it some food. If it's acting crazy and has a white froth around its mouth, leave it alone--it might have rabies. We have black squirrels in the US and I think they're cute. How they got to the UK or the US, I don't know. Hooray for squirrels of all colors!

    Do you like Babbitt and Catstello? Or Screwball Squirrel? Or that wolf who howls at the singing girl?

    Yes to all three. Especially the wolf. Cracks me up every time.

    Where do u squirrel away ur rainy day funds???

    lqtmWhere do u squirrel away ur rainy day funds???
    I have one of those hollowed out books, I keep all my mad money and rainy day money in the book onthe shelf. no one can tell where it is or that its not a normal book..Where do u squirrel away ur rainy day funds???
    chicago area, glad I was able to help, take care..

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    at the thrift store
    I am supposed to have rainy day funds?

    Chinchilla or flying squirrel???

    Which one should i get?????Chinchilla or flying squirrel???
    I have a chinchilla and what some of the other people are saying about them pooping all the time is false. I can hold mine for hours and it does not ever poop on me. They are just like cats, they know where they can poop and where they can't. On the other hand about sugar gliders, they DO urinate all over the place and they are NOT potty trained and can NOT be. They like to bite you and the hang on your curtains and they can be very mean animals. Don't get me wrong, chins can be mean too if not treated right. I would advise you to get a chin and make sure it is a small baby when you get it so you can train it to you and make it tame. I have included a website that tells about sugar gliders and how they like to bite and claw at things. I hope this helps. GOOD LUCK.Chinchilla or flying squirrel???
    Flying squirrels are not legal to have as pets- in most places, they are threatened, or extremely close to being so with many forests being cut down, or pruned. They require a cavity to hibernate in during the cold winter months, and many of those trees are gone because they aren't ';pretty';. While they are friendly (I have worked with both the northern and southern species in a zoo), they are not available as pets.


    If someone is trying to sell you one, report them- it is illegal.





    So therefore my suggestion would be a chinchilla
    DON';T GET A CHINCHILLA!. They are cute, soft, and can be cuddly, but they poop like every 2 seconds. My mom calls them ';shitter critters.'; Although if you are prepared for that and want to hold a towel under it every time you play with it, a chinchilla can be a fun pet.
    oh my gosh I'm having the same complication i found a sugar glider for sale where in live and the currently have chinchillas at petsmart.


    look at this pic:


    http://www.sugar-glider.fr/avatar_sugar-鈥?/a>


    it makes me want one even more.


    also remember chinchillas fur cant get wet

    Is 'squirtle' (the pokemon) part turtle and part squirrel?

    turtle for the shell


    squirrel for the tail





    http://www.arkeis.com/images/pokemonfactory/squirtle.pngIs 'squirtle' (the pokemon) part turtle and part squirrel?
    i thinks its more like turtle for the shell and squirt for the water :)Is 'squirtle' (the pokemon) part turtle and part squirrel?
    *laughs* Probably not, I think he's just a turtle. Blastoise's tail is short, I think, so that would have to mean that he ditched his squirrel heritage along the way. ^^' I prefer to think that he's all turtle.
    That's an interesting way to look at it sideways. I think that's about the only pokemon they really gave thought to. Everything else if kinda random-ish.
    I think no,, cuz see when he evolve to wartortle then to blastoise,, he is still a turtle.......
    Hrm, never thought of it that way. I guess it could be.
    there are turtles with long tails..
    i think it might be true with things i've heard around on the internet.

    Do squirrels make for good house pets?

    They are trainable right?





    Do they bite?Do squirrels make for good house pets?
    yes they do as long as you train them as babies to be nice and handle them a lot so they dont run away from you or bite.





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    http://ndshomefortinyanimals.weebly.com/Do squirrels make for good house pets?
    Well, yesterday a group od them chased my round the park and field, and the bit me!! They jump and run FAST! Evil little buggers... My friends were all laughing as i ran round screaming, people was looking at me funny :(
    Yes and they taste good also.
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  • What is a squirrel?

    Do they like to drink Slushies?!What is a squirrel?
    Sqirrels are grey rodent type animals with long bushy tales, they have a reputation for chewing wires in a house and trying to live in your roof. I think they're great to watch because they are so skittish and I like to feed them in the park. Sometimes they make a clicking noise, and a screeching noise. I saw one once with a pork chop bone in her mouth on the side of a tree with her baby near by on the tree, she dropped the bone as if to distract me, like maybe I'd go after the bone instead of her baby, we were three stories up, I was walking down the steps of an apartment at the top of an old house, I hated to see her let that bone go. I do think a squirrel would drink a slushie.What is a squirrel?
    I was walking to my class this morning.. And there was this cute litte brown animal with a pretty tail jumping up and about and running on the side of the drain along side the road... Maybe he thought i was after him.. I dont know but he appeared scared.. Then he got on the oak tree.. I was thinking, 'how long has it been since i saw a squirrel.... ';


    I felt, for some reason, there was goin to be a question abt squirrels on YA today... And, here u are. Its strange really... But im not sure what they drink.


    Cheers!
    My son tells me they are rats in disguise and are out to get him.
    Squirrels kind of look like rodents except with long bushy tails. Some of the squirrels that live in my area do drink slushies.

    Poll: I love squirrel's .............? Do you?

    I know ... stupid random poll...Poll: I love squirrel's .............? Do you?
    theyre so cutePoll: I love squirrel's .............? Do you?
    No I don't like squirrels, they are rats with fluffy tails. They are a menace, get into your roof and chew up electrical wiring, causing fires etc.
    nope
    no coz one threw acorns at me and then laughed at me. TRUE STORY! IM NOT JOKING! ever since that day i have been afraid of squirrls.
    I do! I do! I love them so much! They are so beautiful!
    Nah..
    If u like.... then i will like...
    I love I love I love what?

    Who is a squirrel's?

    favorite musician? ACORN! ,haha, get it? Akon, Acorn? Ok, yah, i'm going to bed.Who is a squirrel's?
    Hehehe!!! that's funny! Good Night! ***hugs***Who is a squirrel's?
    not me i never liked the chipmunks
    LMAO!!! man I can laugh here some times thanx
    akon

    What a cool Squirrel!!! check out Twiggy!!! what do you think?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXcaFC1vF鈥?/a>What a cool Squirrel!!! check out Twiggy!!! what do you think?
    I used to have a pet squirrel . Very smart.What a cool Squirrel!!! check out Twiggy!!! what do you think?
    I heard about him before.





    I want a water-skiing squirrel!
    Aww I want him

    NEED HELP!!! Baby squirrel ...?

    *RE-POSTED*





    A baby squirrel has fallen outside my house and is lying on the ground. It's young; it has fur, but its eyes aren't open yet. What do I do?NEED HELP!!! Baby squirrel ...?
    Put it in a cardboard boxwith like rodent wood shavings or something and keep it there, feed it nuts


    and call the local pet rescue center





    or the RSPCA or somethin..





    or a vetNEED HELP!!! Baby squirrel ...?
    put it in a box,and take it where the neighborhood cats cant get at it,then call your local animal shelter or wildlife rescue center,in the meantime feed it a combination of bread in milk its called mush.
    call a vet and see what they have to say
    Help it, if possible. Dont leave it out there you Dumba** It will die! But, you need to try to bottle feed it or something!
    Sometimes the mom will come and stuff the squirrel in her mouth and carry it back to the nest.
    Keep it, and raise it. Seriously. I have a friend who nursed a baby squirrel back to health. don't let it die! Don't give it to animal control. They will kill it. Just make sure it's warm. (but not too warm). besides, it would be awesome. You can say you have a squirrel as a pet!
    It's probally asleep or not able to open them yet (it was recently born)
    either you just put it back to its nest or rush to the nearest animal specialist
    Call animal control! They will know!
    You might want to look in the phone book under wildlife rehabilitation specialists. They may be able to take it in to rehab it and set it free, or give you instructions on what to do to attempt to save it.





    You have a big heart!
    If its still alive the RSPCA will come and take it and take care of it. Poor little thing
    squirrel?!?!?!!?!?


    WHAT?!?!


    when did this happen?!?


    SAVE THE GREENBACKS!
    put it in a box... with a lot of open air... and then call a vet or pet place to help it and you out. DO NOT KILL HIM!
    PICK IT UP TO SEE IF ITS DEAD.........THEN PUSH IT IN THE STREET

    Do you feed squirrel at your house?

    i sure do. i gave one a biscuit this morning. he ate part of it and buried part of it in the yard. i also gave him some corn. he ate that too.Do you feed squirrel at your house?
    You mean feed squirrels. Mum does.Do you feed squirrel at your house?
    NO!!!
    No, but I have a couple of stray cats and a jackrabbit that I feed... there may be the odd deer too.
    Yes b/c I need to put some good karma out there b/c I run so many over.
    Yes we finally gave in.
    No - they taste weird.
    Sure do
    no,but my grandparents do
    Squirrels are successful rats.
    Well... I feed the birds... but the miserable little rodents seem to think I've been feeding them... I've put up signs... to no avail.
    I feed: squirrel, deer, raccoons, birds, cats, opossums, armadillos, and what ever else wanders up into our woods.
    No. we try to discourage squirrels from coming to close to the house, and the owl has pretty much cleaned out the population of them.
    Yes. used to feed them with nuts they grabbed from my paws, until one of them thought I would eat them all. now I just throw the nuts a long distance, long enough to not come in conflict with their restraining orders.
    No. We would get bears coming and breaking the feeder if we put anything out. Same thing with bird seed.
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  • Halloween Costumes! Evil Squirrel?

    Ok. This question is for all those creative and imaginative Peeps out there! I'm SERIOUS too, so serious answers only! My BFF and I have an inside joke about this Evil Squirrel


    http://s280.photobucket.com/albums/kk194鈥?/a>





    So, we have decided to be Evil Squirrels for Halloween.





    Question; What are your ideas on how we can achieve dressing up as Evil Squirrels for Halloween?Halloween Costumes! Evil Squirrel?
    Sew big fluffy tails with faux-fur fabric and wear rounded animal ears (in a party store or make 'em with headband+fabric). Wear vampire fangs for the sharp teeth. Make giant acorns out of fabric to carry around.Halloween Costumes! Evil Squirrel?
    buy a squirrel costume and buy devil horns and fold paper into claws and paint the claws black. super glue the claws to the hands of your costume and tease the fur on the costume.

    Why is this squirrel stalking me?

    Because it thinks your a nut, Too!.............LOLWhy is this squirrel stalking me?
    Did you take his nuts?Why is this squirrel stalking me?
    Tonight ........ I wish I had a squirrel!! LOL!

    Is there a squirrel?

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/10/鈥?/a>





    crack dealers and addicts have apparently taken to burying their stashes in people's gardens in the streets around the centre of Brixton. London,UK. after a police clampdown drove them from the thriving commercial heart of the popular London district. Locals have spotted squirrels digging in the same gardens, prompting speculation that they are already addicted to rocks and will in due course take up semi-automatic weapons and launch a violent challenge for the whole trade in illicit narcotics, as is the local custom.





    One fearful resident, who asked not to be named, said: ';I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash. An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds. It looked like it knew what it was looking for. It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging. It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks.';Is there a squirrel?
    No... just the nuts





    The Great Squirrel in the Sky is a myth founded by some sneaky squirrels who wanted to control all the other squirrels and collect all their nuts. Over the centuries the term ';nut'; has come to refer to anyone who believes in the Great Squirrel - or indeed any other supreme being.Is there a squirrel?
    But of course.
    Can you prove to me there is not a squirrel ?
    Yes, Virginia, there is a Squirrel.





    *hugs*
    Of course there is! =0)
    not anymore. I just saw a bus run it over.... sorry.
    yeah ten in the yard but they scare away the bunnies....grrrr
    Yes!





    COVER YOUR NUTS!!!!
    Yes, there is only One, True Squirrel who is loved and honored by all. I've heard rumors of the coming of the Anti-Squirrel, who will attempt to overthrow the Squirrel Kingdom and condemn the believers to an eternity devoid of acorns. Beware, he's really a hunter in squirrels' clothing.

    Help! My boss called me ';dumber than a squirrel';?

    He said that even squirrels are smart enough to realize a male squirrel is meant for a female squirrel! WTF! Can I get money out of this insult?? Help!!!





    ps. he also called me a f/-\g when i complained about his squirrel comment!Help! My boss called me ';dumber than a squirrel';?
    Hell, there are probably gay squirrels out there too, who honestly watches squirrels making whoopie?


    Well, I would definitely consult someone about this because you could get money out of this from my point of view.Help! My boss called me ';dumber than a squirrel';?
    Call a lawyer, Baby! You have a sexual harassment case! It was the f@g comment that put him over the top.
    I'm so sorry he said that to you i hate closed minded people and you have a law suit find a lawyer good luck
    That's complete bs! He should be professional enough to keep his narrow-minded thoughts to himself instead of putting you down. I suggest you talk to an attorney and find out.
    Go to your Human Resources Department, and report him. Don't give him a second chance; just report him. Or else, he will continue this abuse. This needs to stop, and you should not take this abuse from anybody -- particularly your boss.
    So typical. You're curious if you can get money because you were insult. Get a backbone, report it to someone higher up and move on.
    You should talk to the person above him, or the human resources department if you have one.





    Yes you could file a lawsuit for this if discrimination in employment based on sexual orientation is illegal in your state (not sure where you live).
    Wow, if you are for real you need to file a complaint against him at human resources or something...if the problems persist then you should consult a lawyer, it does sound like a justifiable lawsuit. At the very least, it would be time to look for a new job.
    I suggest you post this question in the ';law and ethics'; section, which is under ';politics and government';. You may get some sort of legal advice. I know this is definitely some kind of harassment. Your boss sounds like an idiot, and that is putting it kindly.
    You have two options. You can cower down and ignore him or you can tell his superior or human resources representative. Most companies have non-discrimination rules that include sexual orientation. If you don't stand up for yourself you will always be treated that way. Best Wishes~
    His comments are inappropriate and you need to report him to his supervisor or the HR department. If you don't have that option then you could file suit against him, but it would have been better had others heard his comments and would be willing to testify.
    My boss is a total A**hole too. But he is funny as hell. You can either get offended and fight it, or put up with it and just laugh it off. If you fight it, you could lose your job because it could come down to your word against his. I work for a prison, and my boss has been there forever. People have tried to bring him up on charges before, and it never went anywhere. He has a lot of friends up high. It depends on the situation. Either try to diffuse the situation with humor, ignore it and do your best job in spite of him, look for another job, or fight it. If you fight, you better be prepared to go all the way: get a lawyer.
    Report him to your local work union.
    There are is such thing as gay animals....


    Is HE too DUMB to not realize that it's natural?


    Take his @ss to court!
    his attitude is wrong but


    his point is right

    Ever eaten squirrel, deer, etc.?

    deerEver eaten squirrel, deer, etc.?
    deer...yes Squirrel noEver eaten squirrel, deer, etc.?
    Yeah, my grandpa used to hunt and would make squirrel stew. The thought grosses me out now.
    Deer meat.
    Sure...Deer, bear, rabbit. squirrel, turtle, wild pheasant, duck, rattlesnake, ground hog, wild boar, wild turkey, alligator tail and crawdads(I didn't like either one of those.)...all kinds of wild meat.


    Deer is delicious, but very dry..Bear meat is stringy and greasy. Fried rabbit tastes like fried chicken. Stew the squirrel and make squirrel dumplings/gravy.Wild turtle (Mud turtle) is amazing. you can detect similarities in its meats to seven (7) different kinds of wild meat. Pheasant is almost identical to chicken, Wild Boar is a type of pork, with similar flavor as domestic hogs. Rattlesnake is all white meat, but it's very bony and kinda tuff.Taste is OK, though.(Tried that at the annual rattlesnake round-up in Sweetwater, TX.) Breaded ground hog tastes like real greasy dark-meat chicken, but if its boiled, seasoned and baked, it's pretty good. Duck is all dark meat, even the breast. But, like the wild turkey, it has distinct poultry flavor. You roast a duck, though, not fry it.
    All of the above and Rabbit, Dove, Quail, Elk. The list goes on.
    yep deer


    venison


    i hated it
    none. wish to have a taste of a deer.
    deer
    I've eaten:


    Deer.


    Hog.


    Turkey.


    Duck.


    Pheasant.


    Dove.


    Quail.


    Beef.


    Rattlesnake.





    I've eaten all of these things because my great aunt owns a ranch and my dad hunts all the time. All of those things were from her ranch.
    deer,rabbit
    Duck, tastes like tough chicken.
    deer ,,, poor thing ,, didn;t know it until i ate 1/2 then i was told what it was ,, grossed me out,,then
    deer, snake, frogs and turtles (originally from Missouri)
    none
    Yes I have had both of those.
    the great bill cosby did once and gave half to crush33 frazzle snazzle bleeble blabble
    Squirrel and deer both...





    squirrel meat tastes great! seriously.
    i have eaten deer but not squirrel
    Etc. is very tasty!
    unknowingly...deer sausage and it was gross!!!


    fried alligator-kinda tasted like white meat chicken...
    no squirrel but I have tried deer and didn't care for it too much
    yea.. is good... I LIKE! %26lt;borat%26gt; but seriously.. its okayish..like weird chicken
    no just fish. platy loves fish. once caught me a giant sea bass with my bare claws!
    Both deer and squirrel were a staple in rural Georgia where I come from....Since becoming older I have eaten alligator tail,rattlesnake,crawdad,and bison....I'll try anything once and have not found any of the exotic foods that I didn't like....oh yeah frog legs too !!!!
    oh heck yes and it's soooooo good :)
    deer jerky is SO good.
    squirrel stew, after the holidays, money was real tight. Good golly never again do I want to do that. I ate buttered noodles alot after that.
    deer, aligator, ostrich , and phesant
    nope
    i've eaten deer

    Blind baby squirrel, HELP!!!!!!?

    cat just brought in a baby squirrel...its not injured far as i can tell, stil alove, but is still blind.........what should i do?Blind baby squirrel, HELP!!!!!!?
    Call wildlife services. Check the Yellow Pages for the one in your area.Blind baby squirrel, HELP!!!!!!?
    You'll have to nurse it, or take it to a vet. Is there an animal shelter like an SPCA in your area? They should be able to help. If it's too late to call, put some bedding or blankets into a box and put the squirrel somewhere warm.


    Call for help ASAP, because it's super hard to nurse baby animals..





    Also, it's too late to leave him in the wild. Since you and your cat have touched him, the mother won't take the squirrel back.
    look up what u can feed a baby squirrel, feed the squirrel, if its too late to go anywhere make sure its warm and not dehydrated, bring it to a vet in the morning, if they wont take it in take it to an animal rehab. thats all i can think of.
    thank you for caring, those other people are saying eat it. thats disgusting!! i would call the vet, even though he will say put it to sleep, or call a wildlife service. goodluck.
    take it to your nearest vet or emergency vet or post a craigslist i would take it but i doubt you live in alabama
    If you are willing to take care of it you can eyedrop/nosedrop feed it but put milk in it instead. But i perfer you call wild life service
    Take it somewhere like a vet or spca place. Until then put it in a nice warm towel in a box or somewhere its comfortable
    How do u know that its blind...go to the veternarian and spend 200$


    to fix he's broken eyes....What do u think about that
    Take it to nature center before it starves.
    Keep it warm, call the humane society.
    Take it back to the wild.
    it needs its mommy. put it back where you found it.
    Take it to a vet center
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    If the Bible is true, why doesn't it say everything the Book of Squirrel does?

    Bible is not true. Book of Squirrel is the only truth!





    *Just flushed my bible.*If the Bible is true, why doesn't it say everything the Book of Squirrel does?
    It does! But you know how these historical revisionist types are...If the Bible is true, why doesn't it say everything the Book of Squirrel does?
    Please please please explain the book of Squirrel to us all..


    Are you the king squirrel that sits on your tree...?
    Because the truth revealed in the Book of Squirrel is too much for man to deal with. They needed a watered down version - ergo the Bible.

    If a squirrel....?

    If a squirrel sees an elephant dropping **** and tries to do the same, what will happen?If a squirrel....?
    The world will spontaneously combust?! lolIf a squirrel....?
    the squirrel drops sh1t?
    ...huh?

    Scooter the squirrel....?

    Can you please unblock me, I forgot to email you but...ya... Well, whateverScooter the squirrel....?
    I'll send him an email, someone is trolling as him on here.

    If you pay acorns do you get squirrel's?

    That's all i can afford 2 pay at the moment.If you pay acorns do you get squirrel's?
    I dont know about that but I know if you pay s*!# you get turkeys LOLIf you pay acorns do you get squirrel's?
    Perhaps, but if you pay peanuts you get monkeys
    Your better off paying peanuts then you can get monkeys!!
    better than paying peanuts and getting monkeys I suppose...
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    What do I do?Stabby the squirrel wants DESTRUCTION!?!?!?
    Fight fire with fire. Have Stabby meet with Mikhail Kalashnikov and see if he is still hell bent on destruction then.Stabby the squirrel wants DESTRUCTION!?!?!?
    Put Stabby back in it's cage.

    Would a 350 fps air rifle kill a small game animal(ex.mouse bird squirrel)?

    hello would a 350 fps kill a small game animal(ex.mouse squirrel rodent bird) ill give you the gun website





    http://www.basspro.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Product_10151_-1_10001_101713_425008003_425000000_425008000_425-8-3





    Thanks. ^^Would a 350 fps air rifle kill a small game animal(ex.mouse bird squirrel)?
    No, the muzzle energy of the Daisy Grizzly is 1.39fpe...It takes a minimum of 2.0fpe at impact to take even a mouse, or sparrow...





    $70 is too much for that rifle anyway.


    http://www.pyramydair.com/cgi-bin/model.鈥?/a>


    $46 is more like it...





    If you're looking for a multi-pump pneumatic for under $70 I would suggest the Crosman 2100**...You can hunt small game(rabbit, etc) out to around 45 feet with this one.


    http://www.pyramydair.com/p/crosman-2104鈥?/a>


    **2104X is just a 2100 + scope combo





    Or the Daisy 880


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    If you can afford the difference, the Benjamin 397(.177)*** is a great little rifle...


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    ***or 392(.22)Would a 350 fps air rifle kill a small game animal(ex.mouse bird squirrel)?
    Yes, but it is really on the low-end of what you would need. I would not personally try to take squirrels with less than 500 fps in a .177 cal pellet gun, and would never, ever try to take anything other than a mouse or sparrow with an actual BB.





    Check your local regulations, as squirrels are regulated as game animals. In some states (PA, I know) do not allow you to hunt anything with an air rifle.





    Also, many birds, such as doves, are regulated under an international treaty for migratory birds, so this puts them under federal regulations, and it's illegal to hunt them or other migratory game birds with a rifle. A BB or Pellet Gun is considered a rifle.
    It depends. Mice take 2 ft-lbs of impact energy. If you're shooting an 8 grain lead pellet at 350 fps, then it would barely generate enough energy (2.16 ft-lbs) to kill a mouse at the muzzle (or maybe 10 feet) if you make a headshot. Beyond that the answer is it does not have enough energy. With a 5 grain BB or pellet, it does not have enough energy to kill a mouse at any distance since it only produces 1.36 ft-lbs of muzzle energy.





    Squirrels and pigeon-sized birds take 3 ft-lbs of impact energy to kill with headshots. A Daisy Grizzly does not produce that amount of energy at any range and should not ever be used to hunt those species.





    So far I've been very negative about using the Daisy Grizzly for hunting. I'm going to be a bit more negative, and then I'll give you a better option. In all likelihood, Daisy is using 4-5 grain pellets to boost the muzzle velocity claims of the Grizzly. Which means that you probably will see closer to 300 or 325 fps with 8 grain hunting pellets. That will put the Daisy under the minimum needed to hunt mice/rats.





    Now that I've hopefully cured you of wanting to use the Daisy Grizzly for hunting, I'm going to recommend a couple of inexpensive pellet guns that are capable of being used for hunting. First, take a look at the multi-pump Crosman 2100 (also known as the Remington Airmaster 77) in 4.5mm (.177) caliber. It costs about $20 more than the Grizzly, but it delivers slightly over 9 ft-lbs of muzzle energy. That's enough power to hunt mice and rats out to around 30 yards, squirrels and pigeons to around 20-25 yards, and rabbits out to around 15-20 yards with proper shot placement. Its a much better option and its still quite affordable. Another good option would be the co2 powered Crosman 2260 in 5.6mm (.22) caliber. At just under $80 its a bit more expensive, but it will give you 9-11 ft-lbs of energy (depending on the velocity you're getting from the co2 cartridge) which again is enough for mice, squirrels, pigeons, and rabbits out to around 25 yards with proper shot placement.
    you can kill a lot of game animals with a air rifle but you have to do work to it because i had a friend that had one and we kill kangaroos with it and rabbits it all so went through his shed and it was made of tin to do work to it in side it has a spring and you pull that out you can ether stretch it or put a stronger spring in it.


    when you do this the difference is unbelievable.


    if you do this just remember don't shoot your friend like you normally. do if your like me.


    just to let you no i put a v6 valve spring in my friends


    hope this helps out.
    it can if you shoot the animal in the heart or heart area

    Choice between being eaten by a giant squirrel....?

    if you had to choose between being eaten by a giant squirrel with no teeth (it just slowly dissolves you), or EATING a giant squirrel, (but this time YOU have no teeth.), what would you choose?


    vegetarians may eat substitute the squirrel for tofu. BUT IT WILL STILL EAT YOU!!!Choice between being eaten by a giant squirrel....?
    Had it for lunch yesterday!Choice between being eaten by a giant squirrel....?
    I would, of course, choose to eat the giant squirrel......I assume that ';squirrel'; is a euphemism. Well, whether it is or not, I would eat it with gusto. No, gusto is not a kind of sauce.
    lmao, i like what you did for the vegetarians.





    i would rather the squirrel eat me!





    but, i am not a vegetarian..tofu is delish!
    If it's comestible, I'll eat everything for survival.
    that's the wierdest thing I've read today...suppose I'd have to eat the big fella.
    that is crazy

    Pigeon or squirrel ???

    which do you see more often?Pigeon or squirrel ???
    Squirrels. They're really friendly where I live.Pigeon or squirrel ???
    Squeirrel.


    we have like 5 of them in our backyard alone. our neighbors have alot too
    squirrel
    Pigeons
    Squirrels.
    Squirrel. So much cuter and smarter!
    pigeon but squirrels r so much cuter
    squirrels
    Both.

    Found injured squirrel?? HELP!?

    I looked out my window to find my family around a tree. I go outside and find a squirrel, its just sitting there. I can see it breathing, and it moved when a bug when on it.





    My family doesn't want to do anything for it. What do I do? I can't drive! How can I take care of it?Found injured squirrel?? HELP!?
    First of all, DO NOT TOUCH THE ANIMAL. It could be diseased and if you are bitten, heaven knows what could happen to you.





    Second, look in your phone book for Animal Control or the nearest vet's office.Call them and tell them your situation, and see when the soonest they can come would be.





    Third, keep watch on the squirrel (preferably from inside). If it leaves, call Animal Control back and tell them that it was a misunderstanding. If not, go to Step 4.





    Finally, when Animal Control or the doctors get there, tell them everything you have seen so far. Let them do the rest.Found injured squirrel?? HELP!?
    I guess most people never dealt with this situation in real life, I suppose...





    Yes, call the cops and find out the number to call for your area. I'm sure the squirrel is gone, now, as this was 9 hours ago. In the future, if you find one, you can do this: get a broom, and a carrier and place the carrier next to the squirrel. Take a towel and drape it over the squirrel. Gently prod with the broom. If the squirrel can move, it will start to move. If it cannot move at all, lift the towel up with the handle. You can sort of scoop it in to the carrier with the broom.





    The disease talk is nonsense. Squirrels do not carry diseases like bats or skunks. They do not carry rabies. They cannot give you diseases. The worst you could get from a squirrel by putting it in a carrier is a flea jumping to you.





    Anyway, the reason I say most people haven't really dealt with this is because most times, animal control will not come for a squirrel. They make you call the rehabilitator, and the rehabilitator will specifically ask you to take the squirrel to them. Guess what? This involves picking up the squirrel! I've scruffed, with my bare hands, injured squirrels before. Do I recommend it? Of course not. But the towel, broom, and carrier method is best. Just be gentle.
    WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT PICK IT UP!!!!! i did this when i was little and it bit me. My parents got really scared and took the squirl to the vet to make sure it didnt have rabies. Really all you can do is put it in a box with food and water and check to see if there are any injuries or wounds. It most likely it will not survive.
    Call your local police stations non- emergency number and see if they have any animal services. I did that when i found a baby bird in my yard. Or look in the phone book or online for animal services in your area.





    good luck
    Do some research in your area and see if you have a local wildlife rescue. If you do they can probably come out to you and trap and it nurse it back to health at their facilities.
    Call animal control or a wildlife rehabilitator if it really is injured.





    Don't touch it yourself because it may bite you or could be carrying a disease.
    Call animal control or a nearby vet. But whatever you do, don't touch it or go near it. It may carry diesesse or bite you. It may also have rabbies.

    Found injured squirrel?? HELP!?

    I looked out my window to find my family around a tree. I go outside and find a squirrel, its just sitting there. I can see it breathing, and it moved when a bug when on it.





    My family doesn't want to do anything for it. What do I do? I can't drive! How can I take care of it?Found injured squirrel?? HELP!?
    First of all, DO NOT TOUCH THE ANIMAL. It could be diseased and if you are bitten, heaven knows what could happen to you.





    Second, look in your phone book for Animal Control or the nearest vet's office.Call them and tell them your situation, and see when the soonest they can come would be.





    Third, keep watch on the squirrel (preferably from inside). If it leaves, call Animal Control back and tell them that it was a misunderstanding. If not, go to Step 4.





    Finally, when Animal Control or the doctors get there, tell them everything you have seen so far. Let them do the rest.Found injured squirrel?? HELP!?
    I guess most people never dealt with this situation in real life, I suppose...





    Yes, call the cops and find out the number to call for your area. I'm sure the squirrel is gone, now, as this was 9 hours ago. In the future, if you find one, you can do this: get a broom, and a carrier and place the carrier next to the squirrel. Take a towel and drape it over the squirrel. Gently prod with the broom. If the squirrel can move, it will start to move. If it cannot move at all, lift the towel up with the handle. You can sort of scoop it in to the carrier with the broom.





    The disease talk is nonsense. Squirrels do not carry diseases like bats or skunks. They do not carry rabies. They cannot give you diseases. The worst you could get from a squirrel by putting it in a carrier is a flea jumping to you.





    Anyway, the reason I say most people haven't really dealt with this is because most times, animal control will not come for a squirrel. They make you call the rehabilitator, and the rehabilitator will specifically ask you to take the squirrel to them. Guess what? This involves picking up the squirrel! I've scruffed, with my bare hands, injured squirrels before. Do I recommend it? Of course not. But the towel, broom, and carrier method is best. Just be gentle.
    WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT PICK IT UP!!!!! i did this when i was little and it bit me. My parents got really scared and took the squirl to the vet to make sure it didnt have rabies. Really all you can do is put it in a box with food and water and check to see if there are any injuries or wounds. It most likely it will not survive.
    Call your local police stations non- emergency number and see if they have any animal services. I did that when i found a baby bird in my yard. Or look in the phone book or online for animal services in your area.





    good luck
    Do some research in your area and see if you have a local wildlife rescue. If you do they can probably come out to you and trap and it nurse it back to health at their facilities.
    Call animal control or a wildlife rehabilitator if it really is injured.





    Don't touch it yourself because it may bite you or could be carrying a disease.
    Call animal control or a nearby vet. But whatever you do, don't touch it or go near it. It may carry diesesse or bite you. It may also have rabbies.
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