If the Bible is true, why doesn't it say everything the Book of Squirrel does?

Bible is not true. Book of Squirrel is the only truth!





*Just flushed my bible.*If the Bible is true, why doesn't it say everything the Book of Squirrel does?
It does! But you know how these historical revisionist types are...If the Bible is true, why doesn't it say everything the Book of Squirrel does?
Please please please explain the book of Squirrel to us all..


Are you the king squirrel that sits on your tree...?
Because the truth revealed in the Book of Squirrel is too much for man to deal with. They needed a watered down version - ergo the Bible.