Is there a squirrel?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/10/鈥?/a>





crack dealers and addicts have apparently taken to burying their stashes in people's gardens in the streets around the centre of Brixton. London,UK. after a police clampdown drove them from the thriving commercial heart of the popular London district. Locals have spotted squirrels digging in the same gardens, prompting speculation that they are already addicted to rocks and will in due course take up semi-automatic weapons and launch a violent challenge for the whole trade in illicit narcotics, as is the local custom.





One fearful resident, who asked not to be named, said: ';I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash. An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds. It looked like it knew what it was looking for. It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging. It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks.';Is there a squirrel?
No... just the nuts





The Great Squirrel in the Sky is a myth founded by some sneaky squirrels who wanted to control all the other squirrels and collect all their nuts. Over the centuries the term ';nut'; has come to refer to anyone who believes in the Great Squirrel - or indeed any other supreme being.Is there a squirrel?
But of course.
Can you prove to me there is not a squirrel ?
Yes, Virginia, there is a Squirrel.





*hugs*
Of course there is! =0)
not anymore. I just saw a bus run it over.... sorry.
yeah ten in the yard but they scare away the bunnies....grrrr
Yes!





COVER YOUR NUTS!!!!
Yes, there is only One, True Squirrel who is loved and honored by all. I've heard rumors of the coming of the Anti-Squirrel, who will attempt to overthrow the Squirrel Kingdom and condemn the believers to an eternity devoid of acorns. Beware, he's really a hunter in squirrels' clothing.