So, fess up! Who got the Squirrel deleted?

Been away for almost a week, but obviously I can't leave you people alone for even a short time, or you're ruining things, sigh.





Who is responsible? Come on, fess up, I know you want to.So, fess up! Who got the Squirrel deleted?
Wasn't me, I swear. I'm actually pissed that he's gone.So, fess up! Who got the Squirrel deleted?
Good to hear... and you're welcome.





*hug*





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What's worse is he just vanished. At least they could have left him here so we could celebrate his life with a bit of road kill stew.





Then again, squirrels do breed like rabbits so maybe we can hope that an offspring comes along.





Please, no fakers (or fakirs for that matter).
I like bad squirrel





if I knew who got him deleted Id make sure they see the rude side of me ^^
oh no... it wasn't me....





poor squirrell





i know that the bad squirrel was in hiding because he was afraid of being reported.... i saw it in one of his answers last week......
WHAT??!!??











geez
Markyyy! We missed you around here.





As for Squirrel, I have no idea what happened there but we've lost a lot of good folks recently.





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Loka, that's the same loser going after me today! I got 5 Violations off him
Markyyy, I know who it was because he threatened Squirrel before he was deleted. I'd suggest everyone block him for their own protection because this **** goes around and maliciously reports people. He says he's going after Gorgeoustxwoman next.





Let me get the link to his profile.


http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt鈥?/a>
I love the squirrel! I wish he would come back. He always makes me laugh and I saw the question that got him deleted. It was not really too outrageous so I don't know why he got deleted. Hopefully he will ';reincarnate'; into some other higher creature.
Squirrel is road kill


that's too bad I kinda liked the little bugger
I think a drinking game may be in order to celebrate the life and writings of the squirrel.





';Where o where has our little squirrel gone????


O where o where can he be???





With his tail cut short and his tail so long????


O where o where can he be ....... ?';





I think reporting should be limited to the avatar showing of unattractive genitalia and the rantings of extreme race-haters/stalkers. Although sometimes I do miss ';The Little Penis';.
GASP....I didn't know...RIP.squirrel!!!


.............(bows head)...............
Not I, Markyyy. I like bad squirrel.








Yay! Marky came out to play! =0)
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt鈥?/a>
I swear I had nothing to do with it! I love the squirrel! In fact, I almost cried the other day when I saw him, sprawled out on the concrete. Someone had mercilessly run over him!!!!!!!!!! It was a sad, sad sight.
And here I thought he was just busy with his nuts...people are weird, if Loka is correct that is just plain scary. Missed ya!
the lamb shield guy I'm sure.
Wasnt me...





Welcome back bro. You were sorely missed...
He got deleted for impersonating a squirrel?!! (one reason, anyway)





(followed loka's link and made a comment).





Okay, I want to know who's impersonating themselves?
LOKA??? is that who did it?? that ( yeah -uh-huh )is the one I was telling you about a couple of weeks ago (IRL) who BLOCKED ME because he was sending ME nasty emails...ewww I am triple angry now!!!


I worship in the house of Squirrel darn it
Only ran across him once(not over him !;D). I think it was a positive experience, so it wasn't me.
I posted a comment on the forum in his defense. Wasn't me.
Where the heck have you been? We have missed you!


The conspiracy meetings just aren't the same without you!





I'm devastated over the deletion of my beloved squirrel. I want JUSTICE!
.I come not to delete the squirrel but to praise the squirrel
I didnt know that. I thought some of his posts were funny. This is sad news.
poor thing





I would never do such a thing





he should show up again soon
Attention squirrel killer


I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
I just answered a question for the Squirrel. Are you telling me that was an impostor?
Which Squirrel? Bad, Squirrel, Bad or just Squirrel. I saw Squirrel today. Haven't seen Bad Squirrel in a while though.
It was me. I was attack by a squirrel when a mere youth. It's scarred me, and I have sought revenge from that time on. I'm not proud of what i did, but I'd do it again.
I did it! Squirrel was getting on my nerves. I couldn't take it any longer. R%26amp;S is a far, far better place without Squirrel.

So, fess up! Who got the Squirrel deleted?

Been away for almost a week, but obviously I can't leave you people alone for even a short time, or you're ruining things, sigh.





Who is responsible? Come on, fess up, I know you want to.So, fess up! Who got the Squirrel deleted?
Wasn't me, I swear. I'm actually pissed that he's gone.So, fess up! Who got the Squirrel deleted?
Good to hear... and you're welcome.





*hug*





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What's worse is he just vanished. At least they could have left him here so we could celebrate his life with a bit of road kill stew.





Then again, squirrels do breed like rabbits so maybe we can hope that an offspring comes along.





Please, no fakers (or fakirs for that matter).
I like bad squirrel





if I knew who got him deleted Id make sure they see the rude side of me ^^
oh no... it wasn't me....





poor squirrell





i know that the bad squirrel was in hiding because he was afraid of being reported.... i saw it in one of his answers last week......
WHAT??!!??











geez
Markyyy! We missed you around here.





As for Squirrel, I have no idea what happened there but we've lost a lot of good folks recently.





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Loka, that's the same loser going after me today! I got 5 Violations off him
Markyyy, I know who it was because he threatened Squirrel before he was deleted. I'd suggest everyone block him for their own protection because this **** goes around and maliciously reports people. He says he's going after Gorgeoustxwoman next.





Let me get the link to his profile.


http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt鈥?/a>
I love the squirrel! I wish he would come back. He always makes me laugh and I saw the question that got him deleted. It was not really too outrageous so I don't know why he got deleted. Hopefully he will ';reincarnate'; into some other higher creature.
Squirrel is road kill


that's too bad I kinda liked the little bugger
I think a drinking game may be in order to celebrate the life and writings of the squirrel.





';Where o where has our little squirrel gone????


O where o where can he be???





With his tail cut short and his tail so long????


O where o where can he be ....... ?';





I think reporting should be limited to the avatar showing of unattractive genitalia and the rantings of extreme race-haters/stalkers. Although sometimes I do miss ';The Little Penis';.
GASP....I didn't know...RIP.squirrel!!!


.............(bows head)...............
Not I, Markyyy. I like bad squirrel.








Yay! Marky came out to play! =0)
http://answers.yahoo.com/my/profile;_ylt鈥?/a>
I swear I had nothing to do with it! I love the squirrel! In fact, I almost cried the other day when I saw him, sprawled out on the concrete. Someone had mercilessly run over him!!!!!!!!!! It was a sad, sad sight.
And here I thought he was just busy with his nuts...people are weird, if Loka is correct that is just plain scary. Missed ya!
the lamb shield guy I'm sure.
Wasnt me...





Welcome back bro. You were sorely missed...
He got deleted for impersonating a squirrel?!! (one reason, anyway)





(followed loka's link and made a comment).





Okay, I want to know who's impersonating themselves?
LOKA??? is that who did it?? that ( yeah -uh-huh )is the one I was telling you about a couple of weeks ago (IRL) who BLOCKED ME because he was sending ME nasty emails...ewww I am triple angry now!!!


I worship in the house of Squirrel darn it
Only ran across him once(not over him !;D). I think it was a positive experience, so it wasn't me.
I posted a comment on the forum in his defense. Wasn't me.
Where the heck have you been? We have missed you!


The conspiracy meetings just aren't the same without you!





I'm devastated over the deletion of my beloved squirrel. I want JUSTICE!
.I come not to delete the squirrel but to praise the squirrel
I didnt know that. I thought some of his posts were funny. This is sad news.
poor thing





I would never do such a thing





he should show up again soon
Attention squirrel killer


I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
I just answered a question for the Squirrel. Are you telling me that was an impostor?
Which Squirrel? Bad, Squirrel, Bad or just Squirrel. I saw Squirrel today. Haven't seen Bad Squirrel in a while though.
It was me. I was attack by a squirrel when a mere youth. It's scarred me, and I have sought revenge from that time on. I'm not proud of what i did, but I'd do it again.
I did it! Squirrel was getting on my nerves. I couldn't take it any longer. R%26amp;S is a far, far better place without Squirrel.

Did Huckabee admitting he used to eat diseased rodents like squirrels make him more popular?

I don't understand who he wanted to appeal to.Did Huckabee admitting he used to eat diseased rodents like squirrels make him more popular?
With a name like ';Huckabee'; you've got to eat squirrel.Did Huckabee admitting he used to eat diseased rodents like squirrels make him more popular?
It's a cultural thing. There many people in rural and southern parts of the country who wouldn't think twice about someone eating squirrel or gopher while someone from New York or LA would be grossed out.
if you don't understand by now,you may as well throw in your hat.
'Kuntry' attempt @ being a 'common man', which, oddly enough, I think he is. He's having to learn to be normal DC-style.





Doesn't make him better, but it is refreshing to hear someone who doesn't 'speak the language'...
It worked for ozzy so why not huckabee?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





That is the funniest thing I've heard in a while.





In regards to what demographic he was appealing to I have no idea. I think it's just a part of his personality which might be the only slightly electable thing about him.
There is something seriously wrong with him. He's scary.
he would have made more points had he said beaver
There has never been a documented case of rabies found in squirrels.





If this is the best you can come up with, perhaps you should remain silent so as not to appear silly.
Yeah he wanted to get midgets angry, so he could clone them into an army and attack Persia.
Squirrels are good for eating. Lots of people eat them.


I don't think he ever said that he ate diseased rodents.


I think you made up the diseased part.
who said they were diseased?
He said he ate a squirrel,not a diseased squirrel. Many people in the South ate them during the depression when no other meat was available.Lots of people in the West ate rabbits during that time too for the same reason. Granted, it's not a popular choice now but meat is meat.

Would you like to pet my squirrel???

He's very soft. And he only bites if you ask him to.Would you like to pet my squirrel???
As long as it a female squirrel, I am all in. However, if you are asking people to pet me, they must be cute, available AND female. Plus they must agree to check out my nuts and stroke my tail.





And yes, I have had all my shots plus been tested for rabies. I am not rabid and I only drool when I see a hot woman.Would you like to pet my squirrel???
Are you sure he's not rabid?
and I'll name him Rocky....
Sure, but he has to have his rabbis shots, just in case he bites.
yes, but im afraid of squirells because they chase me
yup...
yes
Sure, soon as you get that rodent out of your lap!
Not unless I bite him first!
No thanks. I try not to pet strange animals. Once I tried to pet a womans beaver and the thing tried to bite
Could I pet your kitty instead?
I bet he would taste good for breakfast
yes
You got me with ';bites if you ask him to';
No, I like my beardie and tortoise better.
i want a squirrel too!
I would LOVE to pet him! Hahaha. He is so cuddly. :)
They are too squirrelly.
I would love to pet your squirrel.
I love Squirrel! He looks very cuddly and would love to pet him. : }








Sam T you are just too funny!! I loved that cartoon!!
OF COURSE!!! would you like to pet my Gummie Bear?
No thanks, hun, rabies!
no thanks
Sure, and I would hug him and squeeze him and call him George.
Yes I'd love to. I've tried to pet them a few times in a park where they let you get real close to them.
Will your squirrel pet me back, if I want it too? ;o)

✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰POLL:(1). When yu look A Squirrel in the EYE Does he like it? ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰?

Poll(2): Squirrels or racoons~ Which is likely to attack yu✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰POLL:(1). When yu look A Squirrel in the EYE Does he like it? ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰?
You mean like this? lol!✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰POLL:(1). When yu look A Squirrel in the EYE Does he like it? ✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰✰?
Wtf?





Raccoons and squirrels rock!!





I tried to save a squirrel once....but....omg its such a sad story.





Both animals rock. and they dont attack ppl unless you are annoying the fck out of them





moment of silence for young squirrel that I tried to save. :(
There is a really cute card of a cat looking through a screen door the cat is holding up a flower and the card says something like you are my best friend or i want to be friends with you.
If Diane answers any of my questions I would definitely give her best answer.





Poll 1: He thinks you are challenging him and runs off (to get his nunchucks).


Poll 2: Raccoons... Because they are all criminals. You can tell because of the black and white stripes.
1. Yep.


2. Racoons. The Squirrels are too busy enjoying me looking them in the eye.
';Coons become rabid and need to be put down.


Squirrel just makes fast grilled woodland lunch.


That said I've concluded that whenever squirrel


eye looks down some rifled bore whatever is going


through its mind stops after the trigger squeeze.
Squirrels are very cautious. Coons are nasty. Don't corner one.
No... he'll attack me!





Racoons!


BEWARE!





Camping incident... can't talk about it *sniff* I'm getting a lil too emotional... sorry... *sniff*sniff*
i like the stars.......





hmm....well my boyfriend calls me his cuddle squirrel.....not sure why, but maybe it's because squirrels are just so cute and lovey......so therefore, racoons are more likely to attack.
1 - no.


2 - raccoon.
Probably squirrels. They're vicious.


xD
Racoons.
Only if you promise him the goods first....





Racoons
squirrels are just sending a subliminal message for you too get more peanuts
racoons
racoons
Yes they love it! And they will have a staring contest with you. Raccoons are more likely to attack than squirrels
When you look a squirrel in the eye, he goes 'nuts'. : )


Racoon.
Why are you asking that question to us? Ask the Squirrel.





Poll 2 I'm not really sure.
yes yes he does


racoons
You're nuts! When have you ever seen a one-eyed squirrel?
no tha squirrel runs away





nd a racoon..
It will probably get scared shitless but us dumb humans will go ';aww, look at that face HE LIKES IT';





-.-





lol!
sweet jiminy the title has like sixty stars
if it was a she ..she'll like it
No thats why they run away











Raccoon
i like the taste of its acorn chapstick
the last response I got was a raised eyebrow and ';what you lookin at son?!';
umm.... maybe depending on how you look at him in a mean way or a nice way.
like a mongoose.
raccoons...





i don't think squirrels are mean...

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Why do those weird furless animals think they were made in God's image, when it was obviously the squirrel?

We are certainly a presumptuous bit of furless mammals, aren't we?Why do those weird furless animals think they were made in God's image, when it was obviously the squirrel?
A penguin!!! a freaking penguin. Have seen what their life consists of? They are the epitome of survival!! They walk, eat, sleep, have seks, sleep, eat, walk.Why do those weird furless animals think they were made in God's image, when it was obviously the squirrel?
God is a naked mole rat?
God is above all on earth. but he gave us hearts and brains so maybe that is his image and aplyes to animals as well.
No, it was obviously the cat that was made in god's image. Haven't you heard???
Okay I admit they have taken over this house and they think I am here as an intuder.

If Jesus was perfect in every way, why wasn't he a squirrel?

squirels are Not perfect....cant stand them....only God is perfect...If Jesus was perfect in every way, why wasn't he a squirrel?
Who says he is not a squirrel?If Jesus was perfect in every way, why wasn't he a squirrel?
i saw a video on ebaumsworld.com yesterday about a squirrel - i liked it, you may too
perfection, in and of itself is an imperfection.





if we never strive for perfection, we will never achieve excellence.





closer to perfection, he would have been a hamster
Are you nuts?
just like you said, Jesus was perfect. and also like you said, ';Bad Squirrel, Bad!';
Squirrels are rodents, and pests.
we belive in Jesus, and he was one of the best prophet.


he was not perfect not even prophet muhammed was perfect,


only God is Perfect.


belive only in God.
The popular animal is the beaver, and the animal of true love is the swallow.
Because squirrels don't have wheels.
Or a sphere!

Does anyone else love Foamy the Squirrel?

I absolutely love Neurotically Yours cartoons and I can't get enough of Foamy! How bout you? (www.illwillpress.com)Does anyone else love Foamy the Squirrel?
I do, but I love Pilzy (sp?) better.


';Oh how sad is the world, but I've got Kavorkian scarf!';








';Squirrely wrath!';Does anyone else love Foamy the Squirrel?
ME!!!








he is the lord and master!





I'm a card-carrying member of the Foamy Card Cult!
i don't really like that cartoon, but it's ok

How to keep the squirrels out of bird feeder?

There is a device available that is weight sensitive and when a squirrel jumps onto the the feeder, the feeder starts spinning. Evenutally the squirrel loses interest because of all the spinning and falling off (usually no injuries) and they go elsewhere for dinner. Saw it on AFV on tv and then in a catalog. Personally, I would rather watch the squirrels eat and let the birds eat what is left.How to keep the squirrels out of bird feeder?
Get a baffle:


http://www.nixalite.com/twirlasquirrel.a鈥?/a>How to keep the squirrels out of bird feeder?
Dose the bird feeder with granulated red pepper. It doesn't bother the birds, but the squirrels will flee.
electric horse fence

You choose: Insert a live wild squirrel in your bottom, or have a pinky toe chopped off with a meat cleaver?

I mean, neither option sounds very pleasant...but you must choose one!





http://www.gwbush.blogspot.comYou choose: Insert a live wild squirrel in your bottom, or have a pinky toe chopped off with a meat cleaver?
squirrel... I know that it would instantly die from the pressure and smell





plus I might enjoy it.








HAHA! just joking im not that sick.You choose: Insert a live wild squirrel in your bottom, or have a pinky toe chopped off with a meat cleaver?
The pinky toe every time.





I lost part of a finger in an accident years ago so I know I can handle it. I'm not squeamish. Losing a little toe would be nothing, particularly as it's mostly flesh and the nerve endings would be severed anyway.





On the other hand, my anus was designed for.exit purposes only and that is how it shall stay.
the pinky........u can go to the doctor and get a fake one
Neither! Sorry! Both sound horrible! What a crazy question!
Pinky toe. I would then put lots of pressure on the wound, get a friend to take me to the doctor, and leave the toe on ice. As long as there isn't too much damage, they could reattach the toe.
Come on over I got a clever and I can chop your pinkie toe off for you , I also have 2 acres full of wild squirles ,I can loan you one , or two , or three
No hanging eyeballs or jagged edged knives in your jockstrap?


Get with the program!!
ill pass thx..;-)
Neither! Sorry! Both sound horrible! What a crazy question!
i'd rather chop off ur pinky toe, i like my toes thanx. and the squirrel would bite so no thanx
have u seen their teeth??! and they crack nutz with em! erm...i'd choose to chop any part of my body off with a rusty axe than to have a squirrel up my bum.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lets see either a) somethin up my butt or b) poor toe go bye bye oh i no how about c. no thanks

Anyone else ever feed squirrels from their hand?

F'n sharp little claws when they grab onto your hand. Guess that's how they can run up and down trees though.Anyone else ever feed squirrels from their hand?
Believe it or not, squirrels can be trained to be hand-fed. Because they are able to cache surplus food, they will take as much food as you put out. If a person starts to feed one, that squirrel will come back day after day to get its food.





Hand feeding is not recommended, however, because squirrels may carry plague or other animal-borne diseases. Even if they do not carry disease, they often have a hard time telling fingertips from food, and bites are painful.Anyone else ever feed squirrels from their hand?
I have many times, You got to go slow at 1st, Mine would sit on my knee and eat peanuts
My father puts a nut in his mouth and practically lets the squirrels crawl inside his mouth. Seems like a risky behavior, though. Rabies, hanta and such. I feed them, though. They just aren't allowed to scamper over my head and such. That's rude and squirrels know it.
My mom had a squirrel we would get peanuts for (5lbs unshelled unsalted per week) , she would eat out of your hand and she even brought her babies over to our house when they were big enough.
Be extremely careful around wild animals, they can carry diseases like rabies that can be harmful or fatal to humans. ALWAYS wash your hands after contact with these animals. It is not advised to feed them from your hand, no matter how ';tame'; or ';used to'; people they are, they are still wild animals.





Please be careful.

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Did you guys hear about the green puppy?

its crazy!!


http://www.metacafe.com/watch/47691/gree鈥?/a>Did you guys hear about the green puppy?
it's not that unusual, it's from like the chemicals in the mom's bodyDid you guys hear about the green puppy?
haha. thats so weird.





ok . answer mine now


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?鈥?/a>
cute! I want one!
lol cute...hes not super green tho :)
Aww how cute; I want one.
aww...lol =) cute
I wonder if they did dye him?? I do like his name Wasabi however.
I think he's adorable! Bet he's worth a lot of money, too.

Do you find this cute? Squirrel adopted into puppy litter?

http://www.tabblo.com/studio/stories/vie…Do you find this cute? Squirrel adopted into puppy litter?
yeah its cute





http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…Do you find this cute? Squirrel adopted into puppy litter?
Wow ... I've heard of that kind of thing happening with other animals, but never squirrels. It's a little strange looking, but very cute.
Hahaha Yes, cute.
YEs, thats cool. =]
aww hos adorable
That is so cute!
yes i seen that earlier, and a deer was nursing from a housecat.

Squirrel Joke?

Why do squirells swim on there back?


to keep their nuts dry.Squirrel Joke?
Finally !! A funny joke today! Thank you very much :o)





Star for you!Squirrel Joke?
horrible answer
That's terrific!!!
thats a good one.
lol squirle nuts he he
and that's the truth! sure hope it doesn't get a violation cause I love it!! *4U!
niice
i get it good

Let's have a nice squirrel quesdtion!!!!?

Do you like squirrels? It was really funny because yesterday there was this frantic tiny dog and my friend said ';I didn't know you could train squirrels'; lol it was hilariousLet's have a nice squirrel quesdtion!!!!?
Squirrels? Now that's kinda nuts.Let's have a nice squirrel quesdtion!!!!?
My dog hates them. I kind of like squirrels. I like to leave corn out for them.
Yes, i agree... there should be more nice squirrel questions!

Do you like Foamy the Squirrel?

Foamy the Squirrel tells it like it is. Feel his squirrel wrath!

How do squirrels behave to other squirrels?

Well the other day i saw two fighting.How do squirrels behave to other squirrels?
bitchy hoey and like a lying mother ******How do squirrels behave to other squirrels?
vicious.....grrr!

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Are you like a tree squirrel ...?

that hops from tree to tree...or do you live your whole life in one tree.Are you like a tree squirrel ...?
i live my whole life in one treeAre you like a tree squirrel ...?
Dear, it is safer to live in one tree, you don't get destroyed by predators.
i'm a beer and sex squirrel
I loooooveeeee trreeeessssss, oh yes
I'm a beer squirrel
I am more of a sloth, content to stay where I am
Hop, Hop, Hop!!!
i like challenges.....so, my answer is yes...

Squirrel video?

does anyone know where i can find a video on the internet of that squirrel song that goes, ';squirrels, all we really are is squirrels...we collect nuts and people splatter our guts...we are not raccoons, we do not live in your bathroom...please do not kill us this we pray...squirrels squirrels squirrels squirrels'; those aren't the exact lyrics but it goes seomthing like that...';squirrels all we really are is squirrels'; I gotta find a music video with that song...Squirrel video?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5sFFp4YxC8Q





http://youtube.com/watch?v=fKkXn411QTo





http://youtube.com/watch?v=bTpRuDXSaAQ





Hope that's what you were looking for :)

What are some websites I can get facts about squirrels?

I know, it's an odd question.


It's for my summer homework. 25 facts. I got 20.What are some websites I can get facts about squirrels?
wikipedia. It's always great with general and all around subjects.i use it for all my reports.What are some websites I can get facts about squirrels?
http://www.arcytech.org/java/population/鈥?/a>





http://www.pleasebekind.com/squirrel.htm鈥?/a>





http://www.squirrelnet.com/Squirrels/103鈥?/a>

Ok so you remember the squirrel right.....?

now theres two (no joke). I was working for a few minutes, left my office to go drop off a patients file, and I came back. Now there is two.....they look like they are having a conversation.....Do you think they are scouting my tree as a new home? I really hope thats it..... I'm afraid.....Ok so you remember the squirrel right.....?
One is the real estate agent-Ok so you remember the squirrel right.....?
they are probably going to attach a device to your car so they can track where you live. Then right in the middle of the night............ just you wait.
Just don't be nuts!
They are talking about getting together and making a baby squirrel to also sit on the tree right by them
dammit! I was kidding about the penis thread! Ha!!! some girl asked about raising money for her boob implant and... well, nevermind.





Good luck with your P, I'm going to bow my head in humility.
I bet they are discussing how best to knock you down when you leave work and steal your purse.





I've seen squirrels do this---we carry pepper spray at work for just this reason...





damn those squirrels!
They were having a discussion. The male is trying to seduce the female by whispering dirty things into her ear. You'll see if his words had any effect at all in just a few minutes. He may be just telling her where he has hidden all his nuts.
are you serious? you must have a phobia of squirrels
Is this a Bush/Cheney joke?
Do you work in a physc ward because you sound squirley!
quick! they're plotting against you! call the police! NOW!!!
I TOLD YOU!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!
i think u should be worried, squirrels don't usually stare at people for that long, they must have something planned for u
Be careful. They may be plotting against you!
They are waiting for you to leave again and then they are going to...........
Now they have backup.
I would definitely start worrying. Make sure they don't see you go to your car.

My sister just moved from Az to Va and w/42 tree's, is worried about squirrels when she plants her garden?

Born and raised in Az and after 55yrs my sis up and moves to Colonial Height's, Va from Surprise, Az!!! Her back yard is now approx. 1/2 acre w/42 oak, maple, white pine and crepe myrtle all filled w/squirrel's. She's ready to start planting her garden; any idea's how to keep them out of the tomatoes, ect.. thank's!!!My sister just moved from Az to Va and w/42 tree's, is worried about squirrels when she plants her garden?
I've had those critters eat my tomatoes. And, other than having a dog on patrol, there's really no way to keep those crafty tree rats out of your garden. I'm not gonna shoot them unless I plan to eat them.My sister just moved from Az to Va and w/42 tree's, is worried about squirrels when she plants her garden?
use blood meal
I have a HERD of squirrels in my yard too and I do garden, although mostly perennials. I have grown tomatoes though and have never had a problem with them bothering my tomatoes. My next door neighbor grows all kinds of veggies and they don't bother his garden. The only thing I've seen squirrels bother is tulip bulbs. Grrrr...


Tell her to have at it and enjoy!
Squirrels won't generall hurt a garden, except for burying nuts in the fall.
I'm from Montana, I grow a 5 acre garden, squirreles are the least of my problems (4/10 shot gun, they use to build them with a over and under with a .22 bullet).





You work hard to grow your tomatoes, kill the squirrel.

If you were a squirrel...???

...what would you TOTALLY give your left nut for???If you were a squirrel...???
A bird feeder that refilled itself automatically with oreo cookies.If you were a squirrel...???
another nut
A pimped out tree house
The elimination of cars.
LOL.....I don't know why I find this so funny....but it made me laugh....If I were a squirrel I would be a girl squirrel....trail mix.

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Squirrel Game?!?! Nintendo 64??

i was watching a show and remembered a game from like 3 years ago about a squirrel that was orange and drunk! and its was for Nintendo 64 and you had to be over 17 to play it,, and the game had shooting, killing, drinking, evil teddy bears, matrix, and even a talking poo! x)





But i dont remember what its called! anybody have any ideas??


Squirrel Game?!?! Nintendo 64??
Conkers Bad Fur Day





Conker's Bad Fur Day is a Nintendo 64 video game developed and published by Rare, and distributed by Nintendo. The game stars Conker the Squirrel, a Rare character who had previously appeared in other games marketed towards children, such as Diddy Kong Racing for the N64 and Conker's Pocket Tales for the Game Boy Color. Marketed as an ';adult'; platform game, Bad Fur Day features scatological humour, cartoon violence, sexual themes and a penchant for parodies. The game however got very high critic reviews, despite its limited advertising, and has received a cult following. A remake of the game was made available on the Xbox in 2005 in the form of Conker: Live %26amp; Reloaded.





Squirrel Game?!?! Nintendo 64??
It's called Conker's Bad Fur Day. It was by far my most favorite game on the N64. It was so hilarious. You have to have a really good sense of humor to truly enjoy this game. I own the Reloaded version for the regular XBOX. I haven't played it much since I bought it. I might have to pop it in after writing this. You got me thinking about it now and I wanna play it. lol.
Conkers bad fur day





9.3 out of 10 (Editor's Choice)





Release Date = Mar 4 2001





by Rare
Conker's Bad Fur Day





There's also a remake on the X Box 360

Where is a veterinarian in Los Angeles that treats squirrels?

Fox squirrel 8 years old staying in nest box for 5 days i'm giving water,


eating little food weak need vet asap Please if you know one or any ideasWhere is a veterinarian in Los Angeles that treats squirrels?
Call your local Wild Life Rescue Society they will know of any and all vets that would treat wild like be it tame or wild.Where is a veterinarian in Los Angeles that treats squirrels?
I think this place treats a lot of exotics and small mammal/rodents:





Westminster Veterinary Group


6621 Westminster Blvd, Westminster, CA


(714) 899-1100鈥?br>

http://www.westminsterveterinarygroup.co鈥?/a>





But, depending on where you live, these two offices also treat a lot of exotics:





Raymond Ave Vet Hospital


959 S Raymond Ave, Pasadena, CA


(626) 441-1137鈥?br>

http://www.petslovingvet.com/services.ht鈥?/a>





All Pets Medical Centre/Rolling Oak Aviaries


7606 Fallbrook Ave.


West Hills, CA 91304


(818) 883-2600


http://www.yourpets.com/index.html

Squirrel shots,hot or not?

http://www.birdwatchersupply.com/Bird-Se鈥?/a>Squirrel shots,hot or not?
I love me some squirrel, espcially the roadkill variety.Squirrel shots,hot or not?
Squirrels are sexy anyhow :D
Like they say';once you've seen one,you want to see them all';.


Hot.
phuck yeah, I'm ordering a case
Give the gift that keeps giving...





the squirrel shiittss (lol)
NOT! Squirrels are cool :]
Not
pest control is more fun with a glock 9.

Have you ever carried a squirrel?

lame question i know im just boredHave you ever carried a squirrel?
i keep one in my pocket at all times! lolHave you ever carried a squirrel?
No, I can't say that I have.
ok hip hop.....I want some of whatever you're drinking! can that be arranged?! :)
i wish i had
no way,





they've been on the streets





what if they're diseased?
no i cant catch them there to fast. :(
alive or dead?
yes, i have.
Yes. My dogs cornered a baby squirrel on my porch. I carried it to my neighbors yard.

Do you think squirrels should be allowed to drink alcohol after adolescence?

I think a squirrel NOT being able to drink at any age is NUTS!!! :)Do you think squirrels should be allowed to drink alcohol after adolescence?
Yes, ma squirrelz make powerful moonshine xxxDo you think squirrels should be allowed to drink alcohol after adolescence?
I hope so, it gives their heads a nice flavor
have you ever met a drunk squirrel? obviously not because its not a pretty sight

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Rico _____ more ____ than a squirrel?

Rico sucks more nuts than a squirrel.Rico _____ more ____ than a squirrel?
I don't know who Rico is.Rico _____ more ____ than a squirrel?
Rico sucks on more nuts than a squirrel

If you were a squirrel....?

....where would you hide your nuts?





I'm curious about the habits of gay squirrelsIf you were a squirrel....?
I'd hide them in your mouth where its warm and supple.


Who doesn't like Nuts in their mouth?If you were a squirrel....?
If I were a squirrel,








I would hide my nuts in some one elses backyard, not the one now. [Mine.] And I would stop picking the garbage bags. And I would stop being a little bastard and a show off, picking food from the garbage and eating it on top of the garage then throwing the other half on the ground. I would jump from the highest tree and kill myself.









I'd be dead, because squirrels are STUPID and love to run in front of cars. I wouldn't have any nuts because I'm too stupid so I'll be playing suicidal run in front of car games.





*Squirrels run in front of my car literally 5 times a day.It's ridiculous.
I am not now nor have I ever been a gay squirrel.





However, were I to find myself in that predicament, I'd store my nuts in a safety deposit box.
LOL..Butters, I love you. Your questions are just so...awesomely random.





I would first have to HAVE nuts to hide, so at this point I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut. :P
Sparky and Scooter, the gay squirrels in my neighborhood, told me they store their nuts in an old jacaranda tree. They love the lavendar flowers when it blooms.
If I was a squirrel I would more then likely be one name FOAMY %26amp; I WOULD BE THE LORD %26amp; MASTER OF ALL %26amp; I WOULD THROW MY NUTS @ HAPLESS HUMANS LMAO.
I'd let 'em hang honey - they've be shaved and decorated with a squirrels cockring!
if i were a squirrel that had nuts to hide, i'd probably just shove a bunch in my mouth
Denmark
I was was a gay squirrel, I wouldn't hide my gay squirrel nuts but proudly have them exposed...
I wouldn't hide them...I'd keep them on display and let the other sexy gay squirrels play with them.
Being a gay squirrel myself, i often hide my nuts in Miss Pottages fairy cottage.
In a nice hollow tree. And then I would stand guard, and attack anyone who came near. MY NUTS!!! %26gt;=(
What if it only liked stalks? Some squirrels aren't that fond of nuts.
I'd find a nice pretty bush, and hide them in there.
I think that I'd have to play hide the nuts with the other gay squirrels
In my best buddy's squirrel hole.

Did anyone see the squirrel?

Thank god for that, I thought it was just me!Did anyone see the squirrel?
Yes. It was my favorite commercial last night.Did anyone see the squirrel?
See it, I nearly ran it over
i am laughing at the answers on this one.....





did Natasha from Bullwinkle take the squirrel back lol....
Yes, yes I did. I saw it go out through the window as it stole the last of my dinner.
It was a ninja raccoon, dammit!
Didn't see any this year yet.
Nope - were you trying to choke it?!
yes i crushed it under my car!


i hope i didn't hurt him!
Yes - it was delicious with the grill cheese, thanks for asking.
Hide in the tree, pretend you're nuts.
squirrel?


what squirrel?


you can have my elephant if you want!
I'm looking!
ya i did!! ohh **** there it is again :O
Yes,she was spotted in a park in Craiova,Romania!


She's said to be armed and dangerous!





Lol!
it left with the groundhog
The same squirrel who stole the chipmunks nuts? Because, the chipmunk made sure he is now on the road.
I may see it.
yeah
i once saw a squirrel on my way to work and actually recorded it on my fone eating an acorn.... oh dear...
Went up the tree
yes he stole my nuts
The last time I saw it it was running in circles around that ---%26gt; tree!
it ust ran off my screen !
yeah ........ poor thing.
yes.


He was digging in my yard

Did anyone see the squirrel?

Thank god for that, I thought it was just me!Did anyone see the squirrel?
Yes. It was my favorite commercial last night.Did anyone see the squirrel?
See it, I nearly ran it over
i am laughing at the answers on this one.....





did Natasha from Bullwinkle take the squirrel back lol....
Yes, yes I did. I saw it go out through the window as it stole the last of my dinner.
It was a ninja raccoon, dammit!
Didn't see any this year yet.
Nope - were you trying to choke it?!
yes i crushed it under my car!


i hope i didn't hurt him!
Yes - it was delicious with the grill cheese, thanks for asking.
Hide in the tree, pretend you're nuts.
squirrel?


what squirrel?


you can have my elephant if you want!
I'm looking!
ya i did!! ohh **** there it is again :O
Yes,she was spotted in a park in Craiova,Romania!


She's said to be armed and dangerous!





Lol!
it left with the groundhog
The same squirrel who stole the chipmunks nuts? Because, the chipmunk made sure he is now on the road.
I may see it.
yeah
i once saw a squirrel on my way to work and actually recorded it on my fone eating an acorn.... oh dear...
Went up the tree
yes he stole my nuts
The last time I saw it it was running in circles around that ---%26gt; tree!
it ust ran off my screen !
yeah ........ poor thing.
yes.


He was digging in my yard

Anyone like foamy the squirrel?

I think he's hilarious! I went to try to show a friend of mine the original cartoon, ';Tech Support';, which was probably his funniest appearance of all time, %26amp; it had been pulled from the site below, but the other cartoons available are quite funny.Anyone like foamy the squirrel?
Who is that. Are u talking about the Over the Hedge character?Anyone like foamy the squirrel?
Nah!
hes great
Umm, if his name is 'Foamy' does that mean he has rabies? If so, absolutely NOT. He should be shot to protect people and animals from contracting his disease.
WHo's that? Is he anything like Chip and Dale?
Ya gotta love any squirrel that's willing to speak his mind without conforming to popular opinion or for much regard to people's feelings. I have much respect for Jonathan Ian Mathers.
Who?
Yes, I like the one when they are throwing nuts at the people from the tree...and I love how it like breaks the people in half and stuff...
Yes me he cracks me up.
squirrel songs is the best.
foamy the squirrel friggin rocks! i love him, hes so cute...


*rabid foamy fan*


foamy..the squirrel.. ^_____^
yep.
Yes. I need to update on the latest episodes though.

Do you think this squirrel is cute?

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii139鈥?/a>








it comes often into our garden and i took a pic of itDo you think this squirrel is cute?
Awww it is cute! I've never met a squirrel before LOL


I live in Australia, we don't have them here, or atleast i haven't seen one.Do you think this squirrel is cute?
How cute. All we get are wallabies, goannas, peacocks, snakes and bluetongued lizards. I have never ever seen a squirrel. I want one!! (WOW three aussies in a row, how often does that happen?)
Not only squirrels, I think ALL animals are cute (excluding spiders, scorpions and snakes)!
I live in Australia and have never seen a squirrel in real life...so yes, very cute :)
HOLY CRAP!!!!


creature looks evil!! lol
ya it is, i kinda think squirrels are, too bad they're a type of rats

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Syberian Husky killed/ate squirrel.....?

My b/f's Husky killed and ate a squirrel....... She killed a Cockatoo a few years back, and 3 years ago she tried to kill a papilion (ended up needing surgery and alot of stiches)......My b/f and I recently (6mo's ago) moved in together...... She does not seem agressive actually ultra submissive........ Im worried about her killing my cat or harming my 4 year old daughter, and I have a baby on the way........... think theres a need to worry?Syberian Husky killed/ate squirrel.....?
I wouldn't worry about your daughter. Animal aggression and human aggression are totally different things. In general (I hate generalizing breeds) Huskies, malamutes, etc can have very high prey drives. Which is what your describing. If the dog is okay with you cat now it probably wont be a probelm b/c it isn't viewed as prey, but if you've been keeping them separate I'd say there is cause for concern.Syberian Husky killed/ate squirrel.....?
It ***WILL**** kill the cat!!!! DUH???





Human directed ';prey-drive'; is a different story,but you NEVER leave ANY dog un-supervised w/ANY child!!!


EVER!!!
Huskies have a high prey drive. It is normal for them to go after small animals. You will have to be super vigilant about this and keep him on a leash or fenced area or it will happen again. Your cat is certainly at risk. Your child and newborn possibly so, especially if your dog does not view you as the pack leader. I will reiterate another poster's comment that children should never be unsupervised around dogs, period. You may want to consult a professional dog trainer for their advice regarding having this dog around the children.
That dog has a bad history and I (personally) would not live in the same house with it. It will certainly go after your cat.


What if your daughter trips over the dog or picks up one of the dog's bones or toys? What happens when your baby is born? You certainly have to take both children with you to every room because I wouldn't anyone in the same room with that dog.





There is something wrong with that dog to do those things. Her acting submissive is not a good sign either. It would also worry me that she actually ate the squirrel.





You should ask a professional. Talk to her Vet and ask for advice. I know what my Vet would say. That dog would be put to sleep. Don't wait for something more tragic to happen.
It has that killer instinct so be careful
You may be right in worrying about your cat, but your children are likely safe..Just take sensible precautions, as with any dog..
I would worry more that the husky almost killed a papillion than a squirrel. I would think that you should be worried about the husky and the cat. If it didn't like the pap, I doubt it will like the cat. As far as harming a child, if it has never shown aggresssion toward a child before it will probably be okay, but you should not leave the 4 yr old and specially the baby alone with the dog. If the dog shows any aggression with the children, it should be immediately put to sleep.
Siberian Huskies are notorious cat killers. If she didn't have a history of killing small animals I would just say use caution, as when introducing any dog and cat. In this case, though, you will need to be extremely vigilant. I would recommend keeping the dog muzzled and leashed during the initial stages, and leashed for a good time afterward. Assistance from a professional isn't a bad idea, either.





If she has been around children before without problems, your kids are probably fine. Most dogs with predatory aggression direct this just at animals and not children. As others have said, dogs and young children should always be monitored, though.
Its called high prey drive! It is built into your dog from ground up. Watch small children running and squeeling, never leave the dog unsupervised around kids and deffinately not your cat. You may want to redirect her prey drive into something like Schutzhund or intensive ball chasing, and play. Obedience train your dog to have an off switch like a sit stay no matter the distraction because taking her out in public with small dogs at a park is too much of a temptation for her. This may not be correctable but you can alter your actions with her and know her boundries. Good luck and get that dog a job.
We have had @ Siberian Husky that ran away, always good with our kids but did kill a few cats
If I were you I would worry. Especially about your cat. It seems to me that his dog has an aggressive issue with other animals. Husky's are generally good dogs with children. I would keep an eye on him and gradually introduce your cat to him by keeping your cat in a cat carrier and letting his dog explore the carrier without letting the cat out and see what his reaction is going to be. If he attacks the carrier then you know what your answer is going to be. Unless the dog was raised around cats, dogs generally do not like cats.
yes - if there have been attacks before, I would be concerned





not unusual for a dog to kill a bird, squirrel, rabbit, chipmunk or other small rodent - nature leads it so


but when it attacks other smaller dogs etc - there needs to be concern - once have blood taste after an attack never know what will again entice





for safety of children - dog needs another home and advise that party of circumstance also

Why do ground squirrels only live in certain areas in Chicago?

They seem to live near the two zoosWhy do ground squirrels only live in certain areas in Chicago?
Some areas have a better availability of food for the squirrels so they tend to have a bigger population in those areas.Why do ground squirrels only live in certain areas in Chicago?
I used to live in Chicago and squirrels live all over the place. Not just in zoos.

If you saw a squirrel tied to a firework,whate would you?

i would save it!!If you saw a squirrel tied to a firework,whate would you?
i would light it duh.no jk i love animals.If you saw a squirrel tied to a firework,whate would you?
light it.
light the fire works and laugh
try to cut it off..........hello
Untie the squirrel, unless you have no soul.
i would help it, that would be so cruel
i'll be the one who light the firework
light the fuse. I hate them.
i would wonder how the squirrel was able to tie himself to a firework.
rescue it! and then watch the fireworks.ooooohhh ahhhhh!!
I would save it... then I would take a paintball gun and hunt down the culprit who could do such a senseless act.
I would save the poor thing, duh!
laugh..then find another one and tie it to more fireworks..i love squirrels..hahaha
....do? get a match and a video camera.











no, I like squirrels.
Probably giggle.





My best friends brother used to strap field mice to bottle rockets when we were kids.





I'm not saying it's right to laugh, but I'm just sayin'.
light the fuse
I'd kinda freak out and try to save the squirrel.
find who did it, and ***** slap him, that stuff aint right
Rescue the squirrel, then shove the fireworks up the culprit's backside. (culprit - the one who did it to the squirrel)
I'd wonder how the heck someone was able to capture and hold a squirrel still long enough to tie him to a firework, without getting the crap bit out of him/her and contracting rabies.
laugh and watch it explode
Save the squirrel of course.
Try to get it off the firework. But if it bit me in the process, sorry Mr. Squirrel, I tried.
Save it.
Get gloves and undo it
I'd tie the person who did it to a missile.
...hehe....how do you know i wasn't the one that tied it up???
Laugh hysterically and stay to watch the festivities.
set him free.
run as fast as i could 2 get it untied. hopefully i'd hve a pair of scissors on me. poor squirrel. lol

Why haven't scientists, philosphers, or penguins managed to find one factual error in the Book of Squirrel?

Doesn't that mean it's the sacred Word of God?Why haven't scientists, philosphers, or penguins managed to find one factual error in the Book of Squirrel?
Can you prove squirrels exist? Oh, I've seen them, but how do I know it wasn't a hallucination caused by overactive neurons, or outright fantasy? I mean really, what proof is there? Some nuts buried in the ground? They could have simply fallen on the ground and been covered by shifting earth. Sorry, until I see logical scientific proof for the existence of squirrels, I remain a Squirrel Atheist.Why haven't scientists, philosphers, or penguins managed to find one factual error in the Book of Squirrel?
That's EXACTLY what it means.
Well, the important test is whether or not Godzilla could find any errors.
I thought they just hadn't found the right tree yet--or a scientist who spoke squirrel
Probably because they haven't read that book.


I Cr 13;8a
They just didn't have enough faith
Because the Book of Squirrel is flawless, and can not be contradicted.
Of course there is no error in the book of squirrel you dumb a** ..... if there is an error, that means you do not have enough faith and you will go to the frying pan ...... hence if you THINK there is an error .... repent and ask for forgiveness from the sacred flying squirrel ......
I didn't find any potholes on my drive to work on the second Tuesday of last week,either.
Silly Squirrel, errors are for fundamentalists!
That is completely true.





If you're a squirrel. And have no capacity for free thought.

Did I get Rabies??Squirrel?

Last night on my balcony this adorable red squirrel was chewing our garbage bag we left out there it kept coming back and eventually took a slice of old bread. My mom took it away(the bag not the bread LOL and touched the squirrels saliva, she washed her hands did i get rabies?








i read squirrels almost never hav it since they're so small and would die from a bite, and it seemed healthy(SO CUTE!)Did I get Rabies??Squirrel?
no you did not get rabies if the squirrel had rabies it would would show symptoms of: increased agression,Dialated eyeballs,and foam at the mouth.








[plus the squirrel would have most likely gotten rabies from a bite of some other animal like a cat or dog it would have an open wound on its body.]

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I Found A Baby Squirrel?

One Of Our Cats Brought In A Baby Squirrel In The House, And I Was Wondering What To Feed It And If It Had Tetanus, How Could We Get It From Him ?


We Put Him In A Small Basket, And Put A Paper Towel Over Him.


We Put A Water Bottle Filled With Hot Water In A Sock And Put It Next To Him. What Else Should We Do ?


pLeASe %26amp;%26amp; THaNKsI Found A Baby Squirrel?
take him to a wildlife rehabilitator asap! he was in a cat's mouth so needs antibiotics (even if no puncture wounds). do not attempt to feed it anything. keeping it warm with a heating pad on low is goodI Found A Baby Squirrel?
If your cat has bitten or scratched the squirrel, there's a good chance it won't survive. Keep it in the box over night, and leave it alone, DON'T stress it out. Check on it in the morning, if it's lively, let it back outside, if not, you could see if there's an animal rescue for wildlife around you that'll take it in. Generally, raising squirrels isn't hard, I've had quite a few successfully released back into the 'wild' of our city, now and again they drop by for a peanut.
If there is a natural park near by, take it to one of the park rangers. They know how to handle and care for them and who to give them to. If not, then go to a local shelter or zoo and see if they can help find a foster home for it.
take it to the vet

Solutions to stop squirrels from eating flower bulbs?

need suggestions to stop squirrels from eating flower bulbs without having to kill them.Solutions to stop squirrels from eating flower bulbs?
you can buy bags of peanuts and feed the squirrels.they are very funny to watch them bury the nuts and in the winter they know right where they put them, they will leave your bulbs aloneSolutions to stop squirrels from eating flower bulbs?
I heard that pure vanilla extract can deter some rodents...gets them drunk or something. Put in spray bottle and apply.
get a small dog or cat and set it outside
Just plant way more bulbs, or get a cat.
PUT MOTH BALLS NEAR THEM ,GET AN OLD PAIR OF PANTY HOSE AND CUT THE LEGS OFF AND PUT MOTH BALLS IN THE LEG
You can try planting the bulbs under a protective barrier of hardware cloth or chicken wire with openings large enough to let the plant grow through unobstructed. This might not work with plants that have larger leaves because the openings in the wire would have to be so bib the squirrells could dig them out anyway.
i have been using a painball gun, unfortunately it scares off the birds too

Who looks like a squirrel in heat?

besides meWho looks like a squirrel in heat?
Britteny Spears does pretty good.Who looks like a squirrel in heat?
Mr. Clean. The freak.
George Bush
HAHAHAHAHA
uhhh that guy ^
I like them better in the cold. They have a little more meat on them during that time
I would have to say paris.
Many people look like suirrels.
lmao ';besides me';....lol ur funny





i would have 2 say matt damon





grrrrrr i hate that dude with a passion
That Moises Arias kid from Hannah Montana





He plays Rico
A squirrel in heat impersonator.
Sandy Cheeks

Have you ever had a stare down contest with a squirrel?

I have so many times before. I love the little critters. I remember this one time, I was watching this squirrel bury a nut. He was only about 15 yards away from me, so I was pretty close. Well, I watched him bury it in the ground. As soon as he left I walked over to see if I could tell where he buried it at. I, for the life of me, couldn't find any trace of evidence! He left no trail behind. It was as if the ground had been undisturbed forever! I couldn't believe it.


As far as the staring contests go. They usually win at those too. I always end up blinking first. *wink*Have you ever had a stare down contest with a squirrel?
Never did.Have you ever had a stare down contest with a squirrel?
Ha ha. Did you win?
No. They run away from Dragon when she tries to get close enough fer a staring contest.
Ooooh, no, Cat would lose! Can't resist making that chattering noise and squeaking at it.

What do the 'Squirrels' on Kilmarnock's club badge represent?

This isn't a quiz question, I've no idea , just a wee bit curiousWhat do the 'Squirrels' on Kilmarnock's club badge represent?
I find it quite amusing that LF still likes to call me Sluttty despite the fact she no longer exists. However, he is almost correct! The whole Killie Crest is a version of the Boyd family Crest, the squirrels, the hand, the Latin Motto are all from the Boyds. The family seat, The Dean Castle in Kilmarnock, is full of squirrels to this day. Basically Sir Robert Boyd fought at the battle of Largs, did really well and the family were given practically everything in Killie! Almost everything in Killie is named after the Boyds, the De Waldens or Johnny Walker!





Yea used to be ok before some wee paranoid eejit started violating and abusing me on here and having his idiot pals make unfounded claims and being disrespectful to my sick sister!





Byraway Malks, Slutttty is deid, think the ***** is burning in hell right now but i'll tell her shortly you sent your regards!!!!





Oh and Brian C, squirrels nutz are the main ingredient of Killie pies, thats a wee secret we dont share wi everyone,What do the 'Squirrels' on Kilmarnock's club badge represent?
Grey Squirrels or red squirrels?





As the formation of our traditional football clubs took place in less enlightened and more economically stringent times I would suggest that they represent ';Supper';.
the crest is based on the ';BOYD'; family coat of arms,the two fingers come from there,the football ,well that speaks for its self,as for the squirrels ,i can only assume thats because they come from the country as do killie.
I too thought Killie ate squirrels on a roll every morning and that's why they are all nuts. Sorry Shelter only joking!!!!!!!!
Well i was recently in Kilmarnock visiting a friend in Kilmarnock's lovely jail and seen a wee bit of squirrelling in the visitting room ,but i would still have to go with LF and Shelter Belters answers.
I would ask Ray Montgomery.
yes it is a bloody question.
its because like squirrels killie fans plank their nuts in the winter

If I was a Squirrel?

in the world would u give me a nut? :o)If I was a Squirrel?
I don't have any nuts. But I would give you my hubby's.If I was a Squirrel?
probably an ear of feeder corn





ps--how did you get a pic of my dog!lol
I don't give my nuts away
sure, as long as you dont bite~
I would give you a muffin.
nah
Only by appointment.
not just one...........2
sure
Id shoot you :) tehe...

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So there's the squirrel right......?

and hes been in the tree outside of my office staring at me for the past 10 min. Should I be worried? Should I go and close the blinds? I tried to stare back at it without blinking ( it's not blinking) and my eyes started watering. It's just staring........So there's the squirrel right......?
Fog up the window with your breath and write backwards, ';WHAT DO YOU WANT?';So there's the squirrel right......?
Awww,,isn't that adorable? He has the hots for you. I hope you make good money cause nuts ain't cheap!
I need to get your job
I'm not sure what you get paid to do. I bet you laugh all the way to the bank.
Give him some nuts...
Command a group of Blood Thirsty Crows to attack it. Hope this helps!
i say make a loud noise and scare it away.. plain and simple
Whoa. That happened to me couple weeks ago. Close the blinds or they will jump through the glass and eat you.
it maybe thinks your nuts,lol.
If it's joined by a moose, then it's time to worry.
You can do it! I believe in you!
Maybe he wants to bite you, or maybe he just wants nuts, and maybe it's wondering why on earth are you not working and witting instead about him on yahoo answers :)
Hey, I just read a question on Yahoo from a squirrel who was being stared at by a human and didn't know what to do.
He's nuts.
Run for your life!
it is a peeping squrrel, watch out. next he might flash you his nuts.
Maybe an evil sorcerer has turned one of your friends into a squirrel and he/she is trying desperately to get your attention. Either that or the squirrel wants your blood, either way I would be very concerned indeed.
Perhaps he is communicating with the ninja monkeys and they are plotting your demise, too. Or, he could be dead in that position.
Kill it! Kill it! Kill it or it will Kill you!!!

Sugar glider OR flying squirrel?

Why? =^_^=Sugar glider OR flying squirrel?
Flying squirrels because they are cute !!!Sugar glider OR flying squirrel?
Sugar glider because they are cuter.
sugar glider, I use to have one, but he died : (

My 11 year old cat has killed 2 squirrels and ate only there brains. Is this a sign of something.?

She has cat food and plenty of it. She's never done this before. She has killed birds and mice but not squirrels. And she is not a big cat and these are big squirrels!My 11 year old cat has killed 2 squirrels and ate only there brains. Is this a sign of something.?
The cats are maybe most aggressive animals.They kill for fun even if they are not hungry.They are very good predators and there is nothing you can do.In some places cats killed up to 100 young birds per day,witch leaded the humans to kill cats in that place.The cat who is left in wild will eat almost everything and has a best chances of surviving and the people who have problems with those cats eating their chickens call them wild cats.If your cat is young try to let her out less so she cant kill.


I have a cat and one they I found a head of a turkey in my house :SMy 11 year old cat has killed 2 squirrels and ate only there brains. Is this a sign of something.?
It is a rare cat that will take on a squirrel, as squirrels have formidable weapons (claws and teeth).





People get upset when they see things like animal by-products on cat food labels. But your cat is letting you know that brains are very tasty, and if they were in cat food, they would be labeled as animal by-products.





When a cat kills an animal, often the first thing they will eat are things we would never consider.
Not sure. I had a 14 lb neutered male that would kill a few squirrels - he usually ate most of it - and he was well fed.





The thing I'd be worried about is rabies (squirrels can carry rabies). I do hope your cat is up to date on shots including rabies. If she goes outside, she should be vaccinated every other year for shots and rabies shots.
the only thing to be concerned about is de worming your cat regularly. since your cat goes outside and eats animals it is very likely to get worms, many times through out the year. They get them from ingesting animals who are infected or from ingesting fleas, so make sure you keep up with flea medication also.
no my cats have killed bunnies squirells bugs mice rats birds and they have plenty of food its in a cats nature to hunt because they r related to tigers lions pumas all those hunt and way before cats were pets they would hunt 2 plus maybe he just saw a squirrel and decided to chase and found out u could eat it so he did
Nature's own little hunters don't really care about how well fed they are when there's a hoppity skippity thing with a tasty brain flashing its fluffy tail at me and calling me ';Chicken';...





hem hem...





Sorry, previous life flashback there ;-)





Seriously, treat her for fleas and worms. Sq's are notorious carriers and you may catch them too.
Don't worry about it. there is nothing to be frightened, scared or worried about at all. Killing squirrels, birds, mice ETC, even when they have plenty of food/water, is totally natural for a cats behaviour.
it's perfectly normal there related to the wildlife tiger,lion etc. so it's not too bad since there family of tigers and lions eat live then dead zebra's,Buffalo,deer,antelope etc.
I have a 9 year old male cat and when he kills mice, he will only eat the heads so it might be just a treat for them... Uggg lol
Yes this shows that your cat is a predator and likes to hunt regardless of how much you feed them sometimes cats just want a diy meal my cats love to eat mice
Maybe she Fancied tryin something new ?


i dont think its a sign of anything :S


Maybe call a vet and ask for there opinion
Your cat is Syler from Heroes.
ooooo thats quite strange, i dunno, maybe she just likes the taste of squirrel brain
kill cat kill your cat

Anyone care to go squirrel fishing?

...Squirrel fishing at Harvard University





http://www.eecs.harvard.edu/~yaz/en/squi鈥?/a>Anyone care to go squirrel fishing?
LOL I wish I hadn't seen that link because now I am going to have to try it.Anyone care to go squirrel fishing?
Wow, that's pretty stupid, but damn good eatin'!
no thanks.......but, have fun.
yes i will try it

Good name for a squirrel?!?!?!?

before you tell me its illegal my mom has a license to have/raise them so it is legal for us we know all the laws he just has his eyes open he is so cute but i think he needs a name any ideas???

















and no names with nut in them cause we have a squirrel for years who's name was nutly the wonder squirrel he lives at a family members house on their property he was three when he was let go (he was hypoglycemic so he couldn't be let go) so other than that any ideasGood name for a squirrel?!?!?!?
Ok, so much for my first answer....LOL





How about cheeky?





Mort (from Madagascar)





Hammy (Over the Hedge)Good name for a squirrel?!?!?!?
i had a pet squirrel named Hank. i know its a stupid name but i name my animals very simple things. like my new bunnies name is Frank. like i said i name them stupid. so hank frank harold george bill bobby. lol.





i hope this helps you. :)
Peter!!!! I have always thought that would make a great name for a squirrel. Other than that, I like to name my pets names that are usually ';human'; names. I have a cat named Tim.
I used to feed one outside of my friend's cabin that we named Chutney... I think that it was because he sounded like that, but it could be open to interpretation.
Rocky is, of course, the classic squirrel name.





In case you're really young, it's from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Chipper cause squirrels always seems chipper
chuck


rolly


fatte


carol


george


esteban








i would name my squirrel one of these great names.
Try:


Rudy


Chester


Chip


Dale





^-^ ~Hannah~ ^-^
Rocket J
scawa


mini


linwit


shabbi


sony


dell


flumpy


nuttyc
suki


rambo


bumble bee


earl


gravy


sandy


shadow
walter

What are the most favourite food of squirrels?

my squirrel is approximately 1 month old,What are the most favourite food of squirrels?
Steak and chips. ( seriously, though.....nuts and acorns).

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How do squirrels remember where they hid their acorns?

They probably leave their scent, as many other animals do, combined with a good topographic memory.





http://www.arkive.org/species/ARK/mammal鈥?/a> - Squirrel info.


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聽How do squirrels remember where they hid their acorns?
Physic Intuition ;)How do squirrels remember where they hid their acorns?
Yes.
they smell them
just cause your not so bright doesn't mean that our fuzzzy friends aren't. they do it by cent or location landmarks.
Science doesn't yet have that answer.
They don't. That's why they run around digging all summer. They hide them and then find them based on smell. Only they can't smell well enough to find the exact spot, so they dig all around until they hit the jack pot.
They draw little squirrel maps with Xs for the spots where the nuts are buried. Some squirrels have tiny little GPS systems for the times they forget where the maps are.
I am sure trees are to them like buildings are to us. We can discern which is which and where we are. They remember, use landmarks, use special areas.
They don't expect to find them later! They are just practicing good planting guidelines (planting trees for their little grand babies.











Actually Dr Quest hinted at the right idea. It has to do with magnetic fields, Like with Homing pidgeons. They feel the earth's magnetic fields. It is also how pets can find their way home from hundreds of miles away
they put the nuts and acorns in their marked territory
How do you remember where you parked your car?
they don't thats why they are always on my deck getting peanuts from me.
Echolocation.
maybe by scent i had a pet squirrel once
i have no idea, maybe by scent?

When people don't believe in the Book of Squirrel, are they just not being honest with themselves?

They couldn't possibly have read it if they don't believe in its Nutty goodness.When people don't believe in the Book of Squirrel, are they just not being honest with themselves?
Absolutely.





Unfortunately, denying all of the evidence provided by scientists proving that the Book of Squirrel is true and flawless, will only lead them to an eternity of despair.When people don't believe in the Book of Squirrel, are they just not being honest with themselves?
I have that book.


It has all the bar-b-que recipes.





Get A Grip.
I really know that the book of Squirrel is the truth. Yet because I know if I believe in the book of Squirrel that I will feel guilty for not living by the Squirrel way of life I choose to lie to myself. I prevent myself from being convicted.
Im with ya dude!! I used to be in denial all the gosh dang time until I discovered this glorious book of truth.
But of course.

Is penis length genetic? I am hung like a squirrel and I hope if I have a son he is more like a horse or avg.

what if you have a daughter???????Is penis length genetic? I am hung like a squirrel and I hope if I have a son he is more like a horse or avg.
yes..but he could get your uncles genes and be hung like a elephant...or yours and be hung like a gerbil....its genetic but still randomIs penis length genetic? I am hung like a squirrel and I hope if I have a son he is more like a horse or avg.
as I've said time %26amp; time again on this site, penis size/width is UNIMPORTANT!


A man's sexual success depends on the whole package including his passion/tenderness %26amp; overall technique when performing....there are ''hung'' males that may as well be castrated for their inferior performance in bed!
yes, its genetic. Both my sons took after their dad. Sorry.
That's something you need to ask your dad -- or grandpa.
from what I have experienced....length/size does seem to be somewhat genetic...sorry
No its not

If it was the Rocky & Bullwinkle show why did Boris always refer to them as Moose& Squirrel ?

confusing wouldnt you say ???If it was the Rocky %26amp; Bullwinkle show why did Boris always refer to them as Moose%26amp; Squirrel ?
It was a minor part of the way the show portayed and made fun of the 1950s stereotypical view of Russian and how they speak. That is, they are supposedly so backwards and foreign to American english speaking people that their attempts to speak english gets mixed up and often the order of the words gets jumbled.





The creators of Rocky and Bullwinkle (and a number of other shows) were Jay Ward, Bill Scott and Alexander Anderson Jr., who were very patriotic fellows. They often portayed foriegners (especially those supposedly from eastern Europe and Russia) in very unflattering ways in their cartoons such as Rocky and Bullwinkle, George of the Jungle, Dudley Doo-Right and others.





A bit of trivia: Jay Ward also created the Cap'n Crunch character.If it was the Rocky %26amp; Bullwinkle show why did Boris always refer to them as Moose%26amp; Squirrel ?
It sounded way to funny to say ';Moose and Squirrel'; with his heavy accent.


My brother taught his girlfriend who was from Serbia to say ';Moose and Squirell';. She sounded just like Natasha, but she had no idea what the Rocky and Bullwinkle show was. When she found out, she tried to kill him with a golf club!
because rocky was a squirrel and bullwinkle was a moose. He didn't refer to them by name but by the animals that they were. degrading isn't it ?!?!
because he coulnt speak very good english and he didnot know there names
Because he was a russian communist (and a cartoon) with a bad accent and bad english - presumably, it was because his english wasn't good, and couldn't pronounce ';bullwinkle';.
Because Russian spies don't speak English. Duh! *wink*
The US helped to overthrow Fearless Leader and the country of Pottslvaynia at the end of the Cold War because they had enriched upsidasium and MWDs containing Goof Gas. Cpt Peachfuzz was the Ollie North of his time. Of course Boris and Natasia were paid off by the CIA. I think Michael Moore is writing a book to expose all of this and Oliver Stone wants to make a move, but Im not sure.
He was a little backwards--remember, his schemes never worked, either.
Because Boris was their enemy. Plus Bullwinkle was a moose and Rocky was a squirrel.
';When we last left our heroes...';








Moose, Moose, Moose %26amp; Squirrel,


Moose, Moose, Moose %26amp; Squirrel,


Moose, Moose, Moose %26amp; Squirrrelllllll...








(sung to the tune of ';Duke of Earl';.)











Well, English was clearly NOT Boris' first language %26amp; probably not his second, either. Also, he didn't respect them. Or like them, either.


Just because he could hear The Narrator, William (Cannon) Conrad, didn't mean that he would follow his lead. (';Vatever.';)
MAYBE BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW THEIR NAMES...DUH...
Not confusing...he just didn't call them by their names.


Moose and Squirrel are what they are.
yes...i believe he did
it's called a runing gag

How do you get rid of annoying squirrels? i have tried hot peppers, bait, and everything i can think of. help?

They are sesiously tearing up my poor garden. helpHow do you get rid of annoying squirrels? i have tried hot peppers, bait, and everything i can think of. help?
Scatter moth balls on the ground around your garden and using old sock put some more in them and hang them up in the trees and/or bushes. If you don't have trees and bushes nearby, the fence will work or you can drive a stake in the ground.





In addition, if you can catch them in the act, soak them with vinegar. This will drive them crazy and they will spread it out in places you wouldn't think of. You'll have to repeat this several times and periodically.How do you get rid of annoying squirrels? i have tried hot peppers, bait, and everything i can think of. help?
a shotgun, or a well aimed air rifle will take care of them for good.


if you use an air rifle, make sure you can hit a quarter from 20 yards, otherwise get someone who can do it, otherwise you'll just torture them.


and if you think that's cruel, then just let them make a nest on your head for all I care.
The only solution I have tried that works is a 16 Ga. solution. Bird shot seldom misses.
Try curry powder, the hotter the better.
Outside dog is best.





Pellet gun, 6 pac of beer, and comfy lawn chair will bring hours of fun.
either trap them or shoot them. nothing else works.

Why do squirrels chase each other?

Every time I look outside, I see at least one pair of squirrels chasing each other. Does anybody know why?Why do squirrels chase each other?
1...they r playing...2...they are fighting over a nut....3...they are doing the nasty and she is playing hard to getWhy do squirrels chase each other?
They tryin to mate
because they feel like it!!! duh
It is a form of playing, just like dogs chasing one another.
They just playing!!!
It's something to do
sorry i nuno
rodents are very playful .
Its actually always a female chasing the male..





she wants nuts.. haha





just jokin, i don't know
They are playing tag
they see each others tail and think it's a predator so their really chasing their own tail that they don't see on themselves
twitterpating
They're just playing.

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When do squirrels create nests and have babies?

I live on a wooded lot and get to watch squirrels in action all the time. I don't think I've ever seen a baby squirrel. I'm assuming they have live births... singles or multiples? How long before a baby is ready to leave the nest? Do mothers and fathers work together?When do squirrels create nests and have babies?
spring time


about 4 babies


father and mother both gather food





live births





about a month in the nestWhen do squirrels create nests and have babies?
Soon after having sex.

Where do squirrels go at night?

People that have squirrels living in their habitat, this question is for you. You see them all day runnin around and jumpin on trees and powerlines, but you never see them at night!





WHERE DO THEY GO?Where do squirrels go at night?
There are 2 types of squirrel nests:





';A squirrel's home is a leafy nest located in a cavity or fork of a tree. Cavities suitable for squirrel nests occur most often in older trees, particularly white oaks, elms, sycamores and soft maples. These are preferred home sites, especially for winter and for nurseries, because they provide good protection from weather and enemies. Leaf nests are usually built in the tops of large trees and consist of a rough twig framework with a bulky pile of leaves heaped layer upon layer. The squirrel hollows out a nest cavity in the center of the leaves. ';





PS - Chip %26amp; Dale are chipmunks!!Where do squirrels go at night?
In their homes inside of trees. Haven't you ever seen Chip and Dale? They really have nest in trees or bushes.
they go up into trees
In their nest or out in the road to get hit by a car.
They go nuts.
To the nests they've built in the trees!
they sleep in the hollows of the trees
Some patrol the dark alleys, lending a helping hand to a dame in distress. Others wander aimlessly through the vast fields, gazing at the stars looking for signs of a distant life. One sits on a grand piano in a smoky corner bar, and between a sip of scotch and a drag of cigarette, sings the pain of long gone time to the ever few listeners. And yet one other, follows the contrail of the preceding plane, up there, in that cold and thin air, just to meet the rising sun, just so that he may, once again, run around and jump on trees and power lines.
in some tree hole


squirrels usually come out at early morning
have you seen any disney's animated animal movies. they talk to other animals (English Language) sometimes subbed for non-English speakers. go shopping (some poeple may think, ';shopping malls close at night';) well it is a squirrel's mall, so it is open 24hrs. and others sit in front of their computer and ask some questions about thier fellow squirrels through internet. and others read answers too... i wander?
They hang upside down in the trees and dream of how to make you reck the next day !!
In the trees!

Recipe for squirrels ?

I was listening to Huckabee.Recipe for squirrels ?
Use a rabbit reciepe and cook it like a rabbit. They are all wild game.Recipe for squirrels ?
No cooking method beats frying - Beer battered fried squirrel. Side of hot sauce
just salt and pepper and roll in flour.
I think he looks like a rabbit with those long, yellow teeth! Don't you?





Anyway, Squirrel Recipe: You asked for it, you got it!





BBQ Squirrel





~ 4 squirrels, dressed and quartered


~ 3 tbsp salt


~ 2 tsp pepper


~ 1 tsp garlic powder


~ 1 tsp onion powder


~ your favorite dry rub


~ 15 charcoal briquets


~ 3 handfuls hickory chips


~ your favorite bbq sauce





In a large pot, boil the squirrel in water seasoned with the salt, pepper, garlic powder and onion powder for 1 hour or until tender.





In the meantime, soak the hickory chips in water. Light the charcoal and let them get white hot. Place them to one side of your grill.





Remove the squirrel from the water and pat dry. Coat with your favorite dry rub.





Add one handful of wood chips to the hot coals.





Place squirrel on grill across from the hot coals. Cover and smoke for 1 hour. Add a handful of wood chips every half hour.





Add last of the wood chips and baste squirrel with bbq sauce. Smoke for another half hour basting another 3 - 4 times.





Serve with mashed potatoes, sweet corn and buttermilk bisquits.





Enjoy!
gross but here u go!





BROCCOLI SQUIRREL CASSEROLE





6 squirrels


1 bag frozen broccoli pieces


1 lg. onion


4 carrots


Bread crumbs


1 (8 oz.) pkg. sharp cheddar cheese


8 oz. light cream


1 c. butter


Basil to taste


1 tsp. lemon juice





Skin clean and quarter squirrels. Boil in large pot with water and chicken bouillon cube until tender. Set aside until cool and then bone completely until only meat remains.


Microwave broccoli until warm but not fully cooked. Cover bottom of buttered lasagna sized pan with broccoli placing meat over broccoli layer. Lightly cook carrots until tender and place over meat layer. Lightly cook carrots until tender and place over meat layer. Grate cheese over top and cover cheese with bread crumbs. Mix sauce of light cream or milk with mayonnaise, basil and lemon juice and warm. Pour sauce over all and add milk until at least 1/4 inch depth liquid. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes or until sauce is bubbling. Be careful not to burn cheese and bread crumb topping








OR








CHICKEN OR SQUIRREL DUMPLINGS





1 c. self-rising flour


1 c. all-purpose flour


1/2 tsp. salt


2 tbsp. ice water


1 egg blended with 1/4 c. milk


3 tbsp. Crisco


Hen or 2 squirrels


2 tbsp. flour dissolved in 1/2 c. milk





Simmer hen or 2 squirrels until tender. Remove hen and save broth. Blend flour, salt and Crisco. Add half of egg mixture. Then add 2 tablespoons ICE COLD WATER. Form a ball. Roll out on wax paper that has been floured. Roll until thin.


Cut and drop into boiling broth. Cook 5 minutes. Then add 1/2 stick butter and the milk mixture. Salt and pepper to taste. Add chicken or squirrels. Debone first, if preferred. Heat about 5 more minutes and serve





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Recipe for squirrels ?

I was listening to Huckabee.Recipe for squirrels ?
Use a rabbit reciepe and cook it like a rabbit. They are all wild game.Recipe for squirrels ?
No cooking method beats frying - Beer battered fried squirrel. Side of hot sauce
just salt and pepper and roll in flour.
I think he looks like a rabbit with those long, yellow teeth! Don't you?





Anyway, Squirrel Recipe: You asked for it, you got it!





BBQ Squirrel





~ 4 squirrels, dressed and quartered


~ 3 tbsp salt


~ 2 tsp pepper


~ 1 tsp garlic powder


~ 1 tsp onion powder


~ your favorite dry rub


~ 15 charcoal briquets


~ 3 handfuls hickory chips


~ your favorite bbq sauce





In a large pot, boil the squirrel in water seasoned with the salt, pepper, garlic powder and onion powder for 1 hour or until tender.





In the meantime, soak the hickory chips in water. Light the charcoal and let them get white hot. Place them to one side of your grill.





Remove the squirrel from the water and pat dry. Coat with your favorite dry rub.





Add one handful of wood chips to the hot coals.





Place squirrel on grill across from the hot coals. Cover and smoke for 1 hour. Add a handful of wood chips every half hour.





Add last of the wood chips and baste squirrel with bbq sauce. Smoke for another half hour basting another 3 - 4 times.





Serve with mashed potatoes, sweet corn and buttermilk bisquits.





Enjoy!
gross but here u go!





BROCCOLI SQUIRREL CASSEROLE





6 squirrels


1 bag frozen broccoli pieces


1 lg. onion


4 carrots


Bread crumbs


1 (8 oz.) pkg. sharp cheddar cheese


8 oz. light cream


1 c. butter


Basil to taste


1 tsp. lemon juice





Skin clean and quarter squirrels. Boil in large pot with water and chicken bouillon cube until tender. Set aside until cool and then bone completely until only meat remains.


Microwave broccoli until warm but not fully cooked. Cover bottom of buttered lasagna sized pan with broccoli placing meat over broccoli layer. Lightly cook carrots until tender and place over meat layer. Lightly cook carrots until tender and place over meat layer. Grate cheese over top and cover cheese with bread crumbs. Mix sauce of light cream or milk with mayonnaise, basil and lemon juice and warm. Pour sauce over all and add milk until at least 1/4 inch depth liquid. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes or until sauce is bubbling. Be careful not to burn cheese and bread crumb topping








OR








CHICKEN OR SQUIRREL DUMPLINGS





1 c. self-rising flour


1 c. all-purpose flour


1/2 tsp. salt


2 tbsp. ice water


1 egg blended with 1/4 c. milk


3 tbsp. Crisco


Hen or 2 squirrels


2 tbsp. flour dissolved in 1/2 c. milk





Simmer hen or 2 squirrels until tender. Remove hen and save broth. Blend flour, salt and Crisco. Add half of egg mixture. Then add 2 tablespoons ICE COLD WATER. Form a ball. Roll out on wax paper that has been floured. Roll until thin.


Cut and drop into boiling broth. Cook 5 minutes. Then add 1/2 stick butter and the milk mixture. Salt and pepper to taste. Add chicken or squirrels. Debone first, if preferred. Heat about 5 more minutes and serve





JM

Which would be more fun to let loose at a rap concert? A duck or a squirrel?

Why not both? Imagine the chaos that would cause lol!Which would be more fun to let loose at a rap concert? A duck or a squirrel?
Haha...





I think letting them both go at the same time would certainly cause a riot.





If I had to choose just one, I would choose the duck. He could waddle out on stage.





Haha!Which would be more fun to let loose at a rap concert? A duck or a squirrel?
The duck





3 reasons





1. She has the boobies


2. I've seen the boobies *grins*


3. I can take her home later that night and give her what she deserves *smiles*





Good luck!!
A squirrel! You just know it's gonna go up somebody's wide-legged pants.
squirrel ofcorse
Oh, I'd go with the squirrel. He could run up people's pant legs, whereas a duck, not so much.
Duck ahah
A duck for sure. ';Quack, quack.';





Animal
You racist white people are saying ducks, just beacuse you think Black people would chase and try to fry it
a squirrel!
my fists, woohooo lets go beat the **** out of some gangsters!! lol im at warped tour atm i had to get out of the moshpit to go online though lol
A hellfire missile.
Duck
duck cuz it would fly up in the air and start squawking crazyily...





lol u should do it
A duck. The group could them do a free rap about AFLAAAAAACK.
I think a squirrel cause the duck can quack. Who says he can't rap.
A duck for sure.
Stupid idea, but I suppose a duck.
anything with teeth.
duck
duck. lmao
duck!!!
duck
BOTH!!!
Ducks!
An entire flock of ducks
Let loose something big like a lion so it can kill them all....oh what lolz
Ducks!! They make noise!! :)

I have a home with a red tile roof. the large oval kind. The squirrels are going under the tile & eating thru?

I don't know how to stop them. This a 3 story so going on the roof is difficult. I have several holes that have already leaked into the drywall HELP!!!!!!!!!!I have a home with a red tile roof. the large oval kind. The squirrels are going under the tile %26amp; eating thru?
Hire a contractor to come out and put in some very thick metal/steel screening in.This will keep the squirrels out and allow proper ventilation through the roof.

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How many squirrels today ?

There have been five here today eating from the bird feeder.How many squirrels today ?
there were 2 but then the silverfish chased them off.How many squirrels today ?
5
7 but i ate 4 of em
Far too many. These grey squirrels are wrecking the environment and killing off our native red squirrels. We need to arrange for an ethnic cleansing of the grey ones which came from the USA to allow the native red squirrel a chance to repopulate the UK
none. i have an excellent watchdog.





besides, they'd not survive the heat.
I live out in the country and I almost never see squirrels. when I go into town I always see at least 4. Anyways none today.

Do you ever get angry with the squirrels for taking all of the pretty chestnuts?

They're so cool. They look like they're made out of wood.Do you ever get angry with the squirrels for taking all of the pretty chestnuts?
They also like to eat tulip bulbs, those furry sons-of-bitches. This is why I like to shoot them with paintball guns. It allows me to easily see which ones I've already caught in my yard digging, and with any luck it also injures them so the neighborhood cats can easily catch and kill the fuckerss.Do you ever get angry with the squirrels for taking all of the pretty chestnuts?
I don't get angry, I get even.
They don't eat horse chestnuts but I am annoyed when they eat all my sweet chestnuts the pesky gits
not really
no!

We have squirrels living in our attic.how do we get rid of them?

They are really starting to move around alot and I think they may be chewing through wires or something,because every now and then our lights will flicker.I'm beginning to worry,Please Help!!!!We have squirrels living in our attic.how do we get rid of them?
Moth crystals or mothballs toss them, sprinkle them , fling them in corners; it should keep the little vermin out of your house. If they are eating your wires, we would melt the moth crystals in an old pan, then paint the liquid while it was still hot near the areas that they love to chew. It works works for mice as well. I also paint castor oil on floor boards along trails where they walk, it gives the little critters an intestinal flush, they learn pretty fast that your house is not the place to hang out.We have squirrels living in our attic.how do we get rid of them?
Call a professional service. When the pests are gone fix the hole they got into the attic through.
moth balls they hate the smell then check for openings and close em

What do you squirrel away ?

for a rainy day ?What do you squirrel away ?
Wheat pennies and zinc pennies. They currently aren't worth much but fun to collect.What do you squirrel away ?
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Other squirrels, but only after I've killed em. Otherwise, it would be kidnapping. Or, if you prefer, '; squirrelnapping ';...
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Hmm...maybe some nuts.


It does have a tendency to come down hard when I have them
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It should rain!
liquor ;-)
Shows on DVR.....money......books....random outbursts.....NCIS on DVD....
Big nuts.
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nothing. my wife controls my assets..all i got is nada

Is Sandy the Squirrel a lesbian?

I mean I don't ever see Spongebob banging herIs Sandy the Squirrel a lesbian?
Very much so! But you'd never see Spongebob banging her because sponges don't bang squirrels. \m/Is Sandy the Squirrel a lesbian?
I have always thought of her as one.
Why? Do you want to bang her instead? Jeeeeeeeeeez.
are you kiddin me?? of course she is, and you do know taht spoongebob and squidward are gay too??
nope shes a bisexual
Sandy is lez pat and spongbob are gay and so is the gray guy
Haven't you noticed that Spongebob doesn't have a penis?!


That would make it kind of hard, don't you think (no pun intended)?
You got to get real! Spongebob respects Sandy, which alot better than the way alot of men treat women.